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SYnapse (0 DX)
07 May 14 UTC
My gun is a form of speech blah blah
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/05/04/what-do-guns-say/
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Thucydides (864 D(B))
06 May 14 UTC
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A Genuine Appeal From Your Leader, Thucydides
Rarely, if ever, have I made an appeal like this on the forum, so permit me this once:
53 replies
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Weirdo Message displayed in "Game Time 6"
Recent log-on reveals the orders page as "loading order... " for all of my pieces. Last time I was on I saved my moves but did not hit the ready button. I do NOT want to go a turn with no registered moves. Anybody have suggestions?
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
07 May 14 UTC
Irena Sendler
Can someone please tell me why Irena Sendler hasn't been renominated for the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously?

This is part of a project for college but part of a bigger social issue as well.
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sirdallas (1202 D)
07 May 14 UTC
JUST NEED 5 MORE FOR GLOBAL GUNBOAT!!! COME ON!!!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=141052

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President Eden (2750 D)
05 May 14 UTC
(+1)
Game of Mafia Champions #4 webDiplomacy Observation Thread
OK folks the game's starting tomorrow morning! Wish me luck! Here's a link to the festivities:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/59/puzzles-other-games/4-game-mafia-champions-ww-invitational-game-thread-1439835/
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Mapu (362 D)
07 May 14 UTC
VDip is down
I hope Oli isn't too stressed out right now trying to bring it back up.
0 replies
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
05 May 14 UTC
I just saved my dog out of a rabbit hole..
So my mother
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mapleleaf (0 DX)
26 Apr 14 UTC
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I don't know how to wipe my butt.
Can anybody help me? I probably won't have to take a dump for another 7 or 8 hours, but I never take my phone into the bathroom, so I better learn now.
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krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
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US Conquers Denmark!!
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/danish-government-creates-entire-country-in-minecraft-users-promptly-blow-it-up-and-plant-american-flag/1100-6419412/

Americans rock! Suck on that, you silly little Danes.
dirge (768 D(B))
06 May 14 UTC
Are Danes little people? Like elves or dwarves?
dirge (768 D(B))
06 May 14 UTC
Oh my God -- at 1:1 scale. That must have taken many man hours of socialist labor to build. And just a couple minutes for US trolls to blow it up!
krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
(+1)
Americans rock!
krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
(+1)
Superior firepower through superior intellect.
krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
(+1)
I can just imagine some crazed little Dane in a shelter, pounding his fist on a desk, shouting, "Mr Prezident, Ve haz a minecart gap! Ve must not allow ze minecart gap!"
Theodosius (232 D(S))
06 May 14 UTC
More like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmmLbS4QpxQ
NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
06 May 14 UTC
(+5)
Human Interest: 2 out of 10
Trollability: 1 out of 10
Does anyone really care what happens in Denmark ..... they make bacon, that is what they do, not sure why the US have not learnt this yet as their bacon is rubbish, Danes do proper bacon. Danes don't actually talk like Germans but maybe in Super-Troll country everyone not from Texas or the Bible Belt has a foreign sounding accent ....... I sense loneliness here Krellin #BigHugs2U
NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
06 May 14 UTC
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A survey was conducted asking American parents what they would do if they found out their son was a Homo Sapiens ....... approx. 70% said they would kick him out of the house
dirge (768 D(B))
06 May 14 UTC
Is Krellin from Texas? I thought he was Detroit-ian.

But, maybe to NigeeBaby, all Americans sound the same.
NigeeBaby (100 D(G))
06 May 14 UTC
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dirge - only the stupid ones
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
06 May 14 UTC
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"Americans rock!"

Erm, no. Americans are assholes. This story is a perfect example of why no-one else likes you.
Draugnar (0 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
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They may not like us, but they sure like the shit we invent and the money we send their way when one of them gets out of line and rampages all over fucking Europe.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
06 May 14 UTC
This is honestly a +1 battle between nationalities... are we going to fight?
krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
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Jamie - sour grapes. You still just pissed off because you used to be the assholes that rampaged all over the world and oppressed and stripped of resources every nation you set foot in. then we came along and kicked you whiny asses...and are continuing to kick ass in the virtual world. It's not our fault you stupids Brits were too dumb to find the loophole in Denmark's plan.
You're god damned right it is, bo.

+1 this post if you don't hate America

If you don't +1 this post you hate freedom, puppies and bacon and should reevaluate your life
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
06 May 14 UTC
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+1 this post if you think Clinton would beat Bush in a cage match
krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
Dude, Clinton and Bush are like best buds now. They hang out all the time. I think the most you'll get out of them is a good game of beer pong, in which case Bush beats the hell out of that old dog Clinton...but that's because Clinton is still too busy leering at skirts to care.
ulytau (541 D)
06 May 14 UTC
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Bo was talking about Hillary.
krellin (80 DX)
06 May 14 UTC
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So was I...
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
06 May 14 UTC
Lol, you go krellz.
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
07 May 14 UTC
@ krellin: If you think I'm in any way proud of the 'British Empire' you're very much mistaken. Britain's greedy imperialism in the colonial era represents a reign of death, oppression and injustice which still tarnishes our name today. I am glad that it ended.

Sadly, however, Britain also made a horrendous mess of dismantling the Empire. Tension and conflict between India and Pakistan, and between Israel and its neighbours, just to give two examples, stems directly from stupid decisions made by British governments as they retreated from Empire.

Only an asshole like you would be proud of something like the British Empire.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9653497/British-have-invaded-nine-out-of-ten-countries-so-look-out-Luxembourg.html


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brokenspoke (0 DX)
07 May 14 UTC
How to punt a banned player?
Is there a way to remove a banned player so someone else can take over? It seems like we're just sitting there doing nothing... :( Game is: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=141157#gamePanel
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sirdallas (1202 D)
07 May 14 UTC
JUST NEED 5 MORE GUNBOAT GLOBAL DOMINATION!
JOIN UP NOW!!!

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=141052
0 replies
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murraysheroes (526 D(B))
06 May 14 UTC
Question about the mute function--
If I were to mute somebody in the forum, would they also be muted in a game? To be more specific: if I get no press from a country in an anon game, is it possible that the country is being played by a user that I muted in the forums?

Also, would that apply the other way around (as in a player muted in-game is also muted in the forums)?
15 replies
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oscarjd74 (100 D)
06 May 14 UTC
Is it okay for me to hate VirtualBob?
After we've painstakingly reached a stalemate line against a 17 center France he (Germany) throws the game for no good reason at all.

gameID=138377
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sirdallas (1202 D)
07 May 14 UTC
5 MORE PLAYS GLOBAL GUNBOAT!!!! JOIN NOW!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=141052
1 reply
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Vesto Slipher (0 DX)
04 May 14 UTC
Let's give the Devil his hue
Anyone going to touch that with a ten-foot barge pole?
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2ndWhiteLine (2611 D(B))
05 May 14 UTC
(+3)
Theodosius vs. Thucydides
I get their posts confused all the time. One of them needs to go.
34 replies
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mendax (321 D)
06 May 14 UTC
Rules question
I really should have played long enough at this point to know the answer, but:

Can a fleet sitting in a coastal centre convoy a unit? E.g. could you convoy from Portugal to Marseilles via Spain?
6 replies
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Maniac (189 D(B))
06 May 14 UTC
Rules Question
Can a fleet in GoB support a fleet into St P (nc)?
I know it could support an Army there, and I know a fleet in MAO could support a move to either coast of Spain (as specifically mentioned in the rules) but I thought that was because MAO could legally move to either coast.
7 replies
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yassem (2533 D)
06 May 14 UTC
Let me just whore myself a little bit
So I really feel like trash doing this, but I really want to play those games, so how about you join guys? gameID=141207 gameID=141206 30 D each, anonymous and it will be a really good game, so COME ON!
1 reply
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arborinius (173 D)
06 May 14 UTC
WTA draws
Whenever a WTA game draws, it never says the number of points each player received- just the amount they bet in red, suggesting that all players lost their bet. So, for anyone to get any points in a WTA game does there have to be a solo?
4 replies
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goldfinger0303 (3157 DMod)
06 May 14 UTC
I'm genuinely a bit surprised
I knew Putin had balls, but he has huge ones to try and hide this and then do the same thing six days from now.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/paulroderickgregory/2014/05/05/putins-human-rights-council-accidentally-posts-real-crimean-election-results-only-15-voted-for-annexation/
18 replies
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arborinius (173 D)
25 Apr 14 UTC
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webDip survey
I think it would be interesting to conduct a survey on webDip users- the average age, where people live, how long people have been members- just to get a "scientific" sense of the average webDip member. Anyone else think this would be a cool thing to try out?
152 replies
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sirdallas (1202 D)
06 May 14 UTC
JUST NEED 8 MORE - GLOBAL DOMINATION GUNBOAT!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=141052

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yassem (2533 D)
05 May 14 UTC
Modern Diplomacy II is freaking awesome
So, two points to be made:
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sirdallas (1202 D)
05 May 14 UTC
Need 8 more for gunboat global domination! We have some eager players here!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=141052
0 replies
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Vesto Slipher (0 DX)
04 May 14 UTC
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Dealing with Encroachment
How do the other people here deal with Encroachment?
31 replies
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Ogion (3882 D)
05 May 14 UTC
A quick rules question
I think I know but... Player 1 has, say Holland, Ruhr, Munich. Player 2 has Belgium and burgundy. If holland supports Ruhr to Belgium, Munich to burgundy, while both Belgium and burgundy hit Ruhr, what result?
20 replies
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bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
05 May 14 UTC
(+4)
Selfie of the Year
http://puu.sh/8zGAC.png
2 replies
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Yellowjacket (835 D(B))
04 May 14 UTC
Let's give the devil his due
As above, below.
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