People should have to pay $1, oh no sorry asking people to pay anything would be a gross violation of their human rights and would be fought tooth and nail by the tight-arsed scroungers who frequent the site, how would they heat their trailer if they had wasted that $1

People should have to declare the following with the right hand over their heart and their left straight into the air:

"Nigee is not funny."

Is that the view of all you guys at the trailer park?

I was thinking along the lines of...

1/. Are you allowed to make cheating allegation in the forum? Yes/No
2/. Are people who don't finalise zero option disbands scumbuckets? Yes/No
3/. Can you recite all the Ankara Crescent rules?

But I like the proposed oath.

1.) Yes
2.) No
3.) "Be like Draugnar."

1) Only if you do it with great cunning and skill.
2) These creatures are not people.
3) Yes, yes I can.

Sorry Bo, but you can re-sit next year.

Octavious welcome to the party - don't tell anyone else the answers please.

1. Bob Genghiskhan
2. Bob Genghiskhan
3. Bob Genghiskhan

You've summoned me. I'm like Beetlejuice that way.

Here are some sample questions and answers:
1) Where can you make cheating accusations? Answer: in the forum
2) As a member, will you be allowed to enjoy to live game? Answer: yes
3) Do you know shit about the Congo? Answer: No
4) Should a member ever patronize Bo_sox or Nigee's twice daily news article threads? Answer: hell no
4 bonus) why? Answer: this would only encourage them
5) Which mod is the worst according to Draugnar? Answer: Geofram
6) What is the best music to play Diplomacy to? Answer: King Atom's symphony
7) which three members are allowed to be multis because they are legally three separate personalities (and their IP addresses cleverly rout through different states)? Answer: Putin33, President Eden, and Tettleton's Chew
8) Whose <username> is he knew? Answer: (best left blank or give a +1)
9) which hash tag trends the highest on webdip? Answer: #fuckthucy
10) is a survive better than a defeat? Answer: only in horseshoes, hand grenades, zombie apocalypses

dub, I'm pretty sure #fuckghug beats out #fuckthucy by the teensiest bit. You also can't forget #krellinisscarlettjohansson.

Nigee probably makes me laugh consistently the most out of all players on this site.

Yes Lando, but there's a difference between laughing at him and laughing at his jokes.

No, I quite like his jokes.

"4) Should a member ever patronize Bo_sox or Nigee's twice daily news article threads? Answer: hell no
4 bonus) why? Answer: this would only encourage them"

True that.

@Lando.. that's the most stupid thing anyone's said here in a long time.

bo, I think you should be concerned that when dub lists ten important aspects of webdip, you have to share one (with Nigee, of all people), and I get two (albeit indirectly).

Nah. Better things to think about.

Ghug, I get the indirect #fuckghug, but what's the second indirect allusion to you?

#fuckthucy and the PE/TC/Putin theory were both my brainchildren, were they not?

ooh, was PE/TC/Putin yours? I couldn't recall who started that. Very nice.

I've been besmirched ..... my lawyer will be in touch, he works on a no win no fee basis but he's just taken on Lance Armstrong as a client so it could be years before he gets in touch. I'll accept a plea bargain and an out-of-court settlement.

Q: whose blowshi is he knew

A: bob genghiskhan

Q: #fuckghug?

A: #fuckghug

Q: Who does the pitirre award of 2007 go to?

A: pitirre

Q: When will the Great Debate be published?

A: the day obiwan writes a one-line post

Q: would you rather have to kill tettletons chew or everyone at playdiplomacy.com?

A: Bob Genghiskhan

Q: hey KA how's the symphony coming?

A: { }

Q: how does one 'man up'?

A: Avoid the forums for about a month and then leave a thread whenever people remind you about it

11) when can a member DEMAND JUSTICE? Answer: whenever the mods do mod things
12) who is a multi so good that not even jmo can find him? Answer: semck

and when can you demand JUST ICE?

when you are all hot and sweaty down there in the congo

Shut up Thucy. You don't know shit about the Congo. #fuckthucy

I know a lot about the Congo; They eat people down there.

No Maniac, you don't know shit about the Congo. They eat people ALIVE down there

Only digestible people.

#fucktard Every one of you a #fucktard. Only a #fucktard would think #fuckthucy or #fuckghug has mroe hits than #fucktard.