Will do, in the meantime, for those who can't watch video at the moment, let me put the transcript of that youtube video here because it's too awesome for anyone too miss
KAFFEE
Let's go. Colonel, I'll just need a copy
of Santiago's transfer order.
JESSEP
What's that?
KAFFEE
Santiago's transfer order. You guys have
paper work on that kind of thing, I just
need it for the file.
JESSEP
For the file.
KAFFEE
Yeah.
JESSEP
(pause)
Of course you can have a copy of the
transfer order. For the file. I'm here
to help anyway I can.
KAFFEE
Thank you.
JESSEP
You believe that, don't you? Danny? That
I'm here to help anyway I can?
KAFFEE
Of course.
JESSEP
The corporal'll run you by Ordinance on
your way out to the airstrip. You can
have all the transfer orders you want.
KAFFEE
(to JO and SAM)
Let's go.
The LAWYERS start to leave.
JESSEP
But you have to ask me nicely.
KAFFEE stops. Turns around. Sam and JO stop and turn.
KAFFEE
I beg your pardon?
JESSEP
You have to ask me nicely. You see,
Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the
bombs and the blood. I can deal with the
heat and the stress and the fear. I don't
want money and I don't want medals. What
I want is for you to stand there in that
faggoty white uniform, and with your
Harvard mouth, extend me some fuckin'
courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
KAFFEE and JESSEP are frozen. Everyone'staring at Kaffee;
The OFFICERS at their tables... KENDRICK...SAM... MARKINSON
... JO... KAFFEE makes his decision.
KAFFEE
Colonel Jessep ... if it's not too much
trouble, I'd like a copy of the transfer
order. Sir.
JESSEP smiles.
JESSEP
No problem.