I'm admitting fully and completely that I am wrong and you are right? Are you unable to accept? Dyou not believe me when I sincerely say how very right you are!
Let me repeat it, Tettleton's Chew, YOU ARE RIGHT! R I G H T! Your eloquently written language, your robust arguments! All of it screams RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT!
If only I was as intelligent as you I would seek to expand on what you say! But alas, I am not, so I can only parrot you in order to hope to convince others of your ultimate rightness!
DonQuigleone and Tettleton's Chew, we are true brothers! Together we shall fight these ignorant liberal, communist elitists with their bizarre wahabist fetishes. We shall prevent them from turning America into some socialist communist marxist fantasy!
As for "I'm wrong all the time, but I'm also right sometimes as well. "
I know you feel you feel it would be arrogant for you to say "I am always correct", but don't worry, it's not arrogance when what you say is true! Is it arrogance to say America is the greatest country on earth? NO, because it's TRUE. Just like that it is not arrogant for you to admit you're universal correctness!
Other people here are jealous, and foolishly try to defy you with their "logical arguments" and "facts" (fed to them by liberal press might I add), they're just stupid liberal windbags who haven't worked a proper day in their lives, half of them live on welfare, and the other half live in their mom's basement. They feel uncomfortable with how truly profound your statements are!
Please accept me as a fellow soldier of Righteousness in your ranks!
I am but a lone stupid individual, I hope that you will accept my offer of abject subservience!
Please, tell me how I can help you spread your gospel of truth and justice!