The citizens of Super Mario World gathered at the town square in front of Peach's palace. They shivered in the cold as the sun had not shown over Super Mario World since Bowser and his cronies had invaded. Somehow, they had duped citizen after citizen into voting for Bowser in the coming election and threatened to kick Mario out of the land entirely. It was a scary thought.
Their gathering was interrupted shortly by lights in the sky, a sign of the coming terror. They dispersed, leaving their friends and families to fend for themselves. Soon came a gang of angry zombies wearing straw hats and steel-toed boots, holding broken bottles of whiskey in one hand and a double barrel in the other. They fired shots in every direction with no regard to who they fired at. They hit civilians, officers, and the like. It was not long before they were forced to take shelter in an empty, unmanned bird sanctuary where they drank their whiskey and used dildos on each other to pass the time.
The citizens came together again and agreed that they must weed out any remaining zombies from the crowd. They decided that, since they had absolutely no idea who among them might be a zombie, they would trust brainbomb, the Joseph McCarthy of their time, to shed light on the traitors. Immediately, he chose ND, who he brought forward with the help of a few local comrades. With the crowd around him growing angrier, ND declared:
"It is not I who you seek! I am simply a loyalist. I am one of you."
But they would not have any of it. Soon, his words were drowned out by the cries for his head. Ever loyal, brainbomb's comrades obliged, bringing in Petey Piranha to finish the job. And finish the job he did.
ND has been killed! He was:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mah_0Y8TU