Thank you to all my diplomacy friends, 4 years since I joined and I don't even get a mention in dispatches. Note to self - must try harder to impress my fellow forum posters.
Blah, blah, blah, talk drivel, Hamlet, hamlet, insert expletive after expletive, come of mess, swear some more, attack a new poster for asking a question, talk more rubbish, spend time making men of straw and gloat when I can smash them all down. Ignore any valid point made by he other side, always attack the man if I start to lose an argument, which for the avoidance of doubt I never do, insert more expletives, make 20 new threads and keep bumping them merciless, ocaasionally actual play a game. Repeat lots of stuff I've previously repeated before, claim I can fly a plane, and hope to get noticed as a Great Forum Character and then my life will be complete.
The above post is fictional, any perceived similarities to people alive or dead is purely coincidental.