Krellin, you are the worst kind of person. You immediately move into overdrive when people disagree with you. You wax poetic about our pretensions, while you make your own doubtful claims of our stupidity. You think you are just as right as everyone else, and the irony is you are asshole about it. You claim that someone's opinion that Coors light is a shit beer is being an asshole. I disagree, someone yelling asshole at everyone in the room is the asshole.
The problem with your run of the mill American Beer is that it is made bland. People aren't dumb for liking bland beer, they just like bland beer. Do you wear nice clothes? Do you drive a nice car? Or, do you indulge in any of the finer things: a good scotch, designer sunglasses, filet mignon, etc? I am sure you do. It is a matter of taste, and in some cases income. But, mass production does not make something better.
Americans like to drink alcohol without tasting the beer, that is fine. Our advertisements encourage us not to taste it by suggesting that they be served at super cold temperatures. However, many of the flavors in beers need to aromatize before we can taste them. Don't get me wrong, if I drink a bud, which I do on occasion, I drink it cold. But, the fact remains that this actually dulls the flavor.
For you to say that Craft breweries are not American is ridiculous. Craft breweries are a type of small business, as we all know they build those businesses and are the backbone of America. There are 2126 breweries in the US. Of those 2075 are craft brews. That is as America as it gets baby.