Jamie - the *honest* Christian answer is that the original man *was* designed perfectly, and he was provided with one very simple rule: Obey me...in the form of, "Eat anything you want, except THAT..." and then man got all arrogant and uppity and because the "serpent" told him God was trying to keep him stupid and oppressed and he could be just as good and all knowing as God if he just ignored God and did whatever he wanted....like that fruit over there that God said to stay away from.
Adam had it all baby...paradise, perfect weather, a hot chick that wouldn't age....but it wasn't enough...in pride and arrogance he ignored God's *one* rule, God got pissed and said, "That's it....EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!"
Yeah, not just the jackass with the apple core in his hand, but the whole lot of humanity (and I'm assuming by now Adam and his babe had already procreated, and Eden was getting kind of full anyway....that's why when they were the last to turn out the lights when Big-G threw 'em out and they finished mopping the locker room, they found cities and pissed off people already in the world...but that's another story..."
Anyway, God was *so* pissed, because, like he gave his favorite creation *everything* they could have wanted....including free thought, and the ability to choose their actions (unlike the angels who are bound to obey...well, except for Satan...but that's another story...). Why? Because all the Angels do is sit around and do what they are told and they sing songs and play harps and it's like a big old love fest up there in heaven with all those angels....except, one day God realized that, "Dang....they just sound so *flat*...you know...?" he asked to his two other selves, who, being Him, said, "Yeah...they got no pizazz to their song..." and the the GJ (God Jesus) said, "I know how to put a little jazz in their jive...let's create someone that *wants* to sing to us...instead of all these, forgive me Godfather, robotish angels who only sing because they have to..."
So the Godfather creates man and laid down a set of tunes for him to sing *if* he wanted to sing them, and promised him eternity and perfection if only he would just, you know, stay off the grass...well, I take liberty there....I mean he said, "Leave the apples alone" or whatever the tree of the knowledge of good and evil grew.
Man ignored God, and blew the whole gig. As a result, God said, "Out of the pool....AND, because, like, I'm *really* pissed and I'm still giving you this whole world to roam about in, I'm going to make it miserable for the duration of your stay. So, like you are going to get sick, and it's going to hurt like a bitch when women have kids, and the earth is going to fight you with thorns and disease...you are going to be *miserable* for you....now here's where you can stop your bitching...for your *really* short life span. Yeah....that's right, puny man-that-wants-to-be-god...that eternity thing is off. I'll start you off with a thousand years of so...and it's gonna suck...but eventually I'll knock yo off at about 80...and it'll still suck. And while you suffer...some of you are gonna remember me, and you will pray to me begging for mercy. Mostly, I'm going to ignore you and not even hear what you say because you are still just being a bunch of selfish douchebags looking for me to do tricks for you like I'm some sort of damn houseboy...but a couple of you will get it."
And his two selves nodded. "Hey...wow...all right then. Sounds like a plan, stan...er...Godfather..." because GF gave them a look....
And then GF said, "You wanna crack wise, GJ - then get a load of this...I'm gonna turn you in to one of them...."
"Whaaa......????" GJ said, speechless....
And GHS whispered in an ethereal voice, "Whoa...I'm gonna hand around invisible and watch this one play out..."
Anyway, GJ was kicked off the turntable and made to go down to earth AS GOD still...like perfect, could not sin, couldn't be a selfish bastard like the rest of humanity that he was supposed to be acting like....except unlike God, He could get hurt. Like, he bled, and when hot chick passed Him by He *totally* wanted her, and really because He was such a hip cat with all the right lines He could have had her, too...except He wasn't supposed to, so it just sucked and made Him miserable. And anyway, GF said, "I'm prety much gonna show all these chumps down here how the Godfather does it..." and He made all the people hate on GJ, who liked to hang around on Webdip and talk righteous philosophy with people. And for the most part He was all about love and kindness an all that, except He pisssed off a couple of mods, so they decided to kill Him, even though He didn't deserve it.
So, long story sort, even though everybody knew it was a bunch of bullshit, they banned GJ and basically killed off the most succesfuly webdip player ever, and even though GJ had Kestas's personal cell phone number, He didn't say anything and just took it like a man, so that He could be an example to everyone...
So anyway, you suffer because evryhone before you was a dick, starting with Adam, and you should just be happy witht he life you have, because you could be dead.
And anyway, if you just follow GJ and don't bitch, and believe that the Godfather has a righteous pizza waiting for you in the *real* eternity if you just play along and get along, then when you shed your earthly flesh, you can live in heaven for eternity with the Godfather and your pain will be gone...and while you are hear on this earth, you know, GJ had a lousy time of it, but he never called Kestas and complained, because He was looking at the *big picture*....the real eternity.
You gotta shit in a bag...which totally totally sucks. I get it. Some people don't know where their next meal is coming from. Some people have had all their limbs blown off and their eyes burned out in a war they never asked for. There are worse fates.
I know...shitty answer...but it's the best I can give you, bro. Hope it helps.