LOL! But that might cross the coworker line. Although she has a great sense of humor and might take it just fine. If I weren't married (she isn't) it probably could/would progress to more. But I'm not about to throw away 20+ years of marriage for a fling, even one with potential.

They still sell Tylenol with Codeine over the counter in Canada? There you go...

Does she like rye?

Flirtatious? Absolutely..."Now you can't say you have a headache...and you'll be nice and relaxed..."

Does she have any particular things she collects? I have a friend that collects shot glasses for example.

Where's home? If you're not in the northeast, some authentic Canadian maple syrup might be a nice thing.

And they usually come in various shaped bottles. You could get some in a heart or a penis...

How about a mapleleaf scarf?

how about you just give her mapleleaf?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, you can't go wrong with a Haynes manual.

Still, if you wanted something more Canadian, a fluffy moose toy sat on a box of local choccies/candy of choice will do nicely without it looking like you've gone to too much effort.

@Oct - Perfect! (the moose and chocolate, not the Haynes manual).

Depending on where it is in Canada, you could always bring her back a pair of walrus teeth or something and tell her they aren't real.

I'm in Calgary, and if I did, they wouldn't be real as I wouldn't bring back the real thing and get arrested. I'm not stupid. I may sneak Cubans across the border by replacing the bands and putting them in my travel humidor with other cigars I brought into the country to begin with, but that's minor compared to trafficing in real ivory tusks.

Yeah, you don't want to get busted for ivory trafficking. How about walrus-flavored condoms?

Dude. She is my work wife, not my mistress.

Reach the badlands and get some dinosaur bones brah

Tragically Hip album???

Or maybe a Kevin Glenn bobblehead?

I like the moose and chocolates. I got my real wife a build-a-bear covered in maple leafs and wearing a Calgary Flames hockey uniform and ice skates. But that was like $60. I'm not spending that kind of money on my work wife unless she becomes my mistress. $30 or $35 for the little stuffed moose and chocolates made with maple is much more in line. I spent 30 per cigar on my oher coworkers (damn Cubans are fucking expensive!) so about that same amount would be appropriate.

But Draug, the Canada/US border is demilitarized. You can go eight miles each way before checkpoints. Just meet her there and live within that sixteen mile radius the rest of your life.

What the fuck are you talking about??? I live in Cincinnati and so does she. And thanks but, if I'm moving from Cinci, I'm going *south* where it is warmer.

South? Dude, they eat people down there...

There's Canada outside of Toronto?

Yeah, Victoria is awesome. Vancouver, well, not so much.

If you've never been to the YT it's the prettiest place on the planet. Klondike Highway all the way out to Alaska too.

there's a country to the north of us o_O. I thought that northern area was part of America.

No, it's that place where everyone who didn't want healthcare was going to defect to so they could get the same healthcare system as the one they were running from.

Also the prettiest country on the planet.

It's more than North Seattle, North Detroit, the X-Men Mansion, and the Ice Hotel?

So I guess now we know Draugnar would buy his mistress walrus-flavored condoms. I wasn't saying she would use them with *you*. She can use them at her next Discovery Channel fetish party.

A dick pic. Think about it.

You can always do what I do. Ask your wife and see what she thinks. lol.