Nah, I dont wanna write about your sex life

Well a funny post is a start.

Please don't Poupon bb's post

It was Colonel Mustard in the Tuscan Turkey sandwich with butter knife.

One of the best mustard sandwiches is with a good sausage sliced length-ways into strips with a decent hot English mustard on top. I'm afraid bland American yellow sugar sauce just doesn't cut the mustard.

Is this a new type of Libtard?

I believe mustard is one of those rare areas of intersection between liberals and conservatives, libertarians and authoritarians, democrats and republicans.

Spicy mustard on hot pastrami is excellent, preferably with some grilled onions too. Similar in effect to the flavors to the sandwich LeonWalras advances.

Are we really going to move on in this thread without acknowledging that brainbomb just fuckin roasted jmo so hard

Im not sure hard is an accurate word to include in a sentence with jmo.

Lol jk jmo. Plz no ban

Fine line between a roasting joke and a genuine insult. Hoping the mods can tell the difference here, as the good old good-humored roast deserves a home in the forums still.

No worries sly, for I am an ardent defender of roasters near and far.

Unless your roast violates the rules, in which case I usually prioritize protecting my own ass by keeping my objections to myself as opposed to saving yours.

If Jmo is offended I know a pharmacist who can get him a perscription for growacet. Helps with that kinda thing

I really hate these new forum rules, because so many excellent replies would have ended up with a warning :(.

Im a big boy jmo. You can get all vitriolic on me. Besides if it werent for you we never wouldve found Sargmacher.

I've always liked mustard with eggs--either as a component of egg salad, or with a fried egg sandwich. The line between madness and genius is a fine one I guess.

This is how I feel anytime I have to ask Russia for help in diplomacy.
https://youtu.be/cqEsE-IKBI8

I've got a great joke about brainbomb's sex life:

I have a date friday night. :D her name is stephanie. Shes a nurse. Im cooking her dinner

here is something for jamiet ad all of those brits: i spotted your dick with sriracha mustard, to give you a hot mouth and a wet throat

Hey jmo; ban the bomb! ban the bomb! ban the bomb! ban the bomb! ban the bomb!

That's great brainbomb. I didn't know nurse Stephanie got out early for good behavior. Just be careful if she offers you breast milk.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2014/04/04/woman_jailed_20_years_for_killing_daughter_with_breast_milk.html

Um..

Dang - that was a joke. Don't tell me it's really her!

I dont think im gonna be trying hers or ANYONES breast milk. I am cooking scallops; shrimp scampi and garlic bread for us. Shes supplying wine. ;)

My favorite sandwich is djon mustard, buffalo sauce, turkey, swiss, lettuce, tomato, on croissant

Its just perfect textures/flavours/burn/bitter/cool calm of tomato to counter.

site idea: colour highlight posts that get more than three +1's.

taste the forbidden fruit of colour

By the-way Trumps ntl security advisor resigned lol

Id make a new thread but trump isnt worth anymore threads

Good call.

Thats chief

On that note though, I find it a fair bit ironic that he led "lock her up" chants against Hillary shortly before doing, uh, actual treason.

I agree with the "Walras, the egg man, koo, koo, ka choo" ( Sgt Pepper reference) that "English mustard" is the best. Keep it simple, why mess up a good, simple hot mustard as I think the French & Americans do, making it oily, adding "adulterants" or weakening it's punch ?

Ted Kennedy did much worse against Reagan by talking to the Russians to influence the 1984 election

hey MM go have a Vegemite sandwich and play with your LEGO Batman

We'd lock up Ted Kennedy too, but he's dead, so...

yeah, such shame. well his nephew is going back to the slam; so much for kennedy virtue.

But I want to play with my WonderWoman & Barbie dolls as well as my Batman and Robin dolls & pretend that I'm Skippy the bush kangaroo.

Oh, no, MinorMitchell just entered this thread. I guess that means that the forum police won't be far behind... Everybody better start self-censoring their four-letter words and maybe even their three-letter words too, like "f**" ("fun"), because we can't be having any of that here.

^no but you can refrain from snark and negativity?
Why is that comment even constructive or necessary?

I gotta imagine australians are a bit tired of jokes about vegemite by now. Along with Fosters, and dingos eating peoples babies.

Last week I spilled mustard on my favorite shirt. I immediately called the laundry service of the hotel, and when I got back my shirt I just could not resist bursting into a song: https://youtu.be/VCO0J1N661U

If you are ever in Middleton, WI (outside of Madison) you should go to the National Mustard Museum.

Very interesting book been recently published about the history of the creation of the Australian Kelpie cross breed cattle and sheep dog breed...original Kelpie dogs came from Scotland, secretly cross bred with Dingo to toughen them up for australian conditions.
Separately.. New scientific research being done on allowing dingos to fulfil their role as a top predator and keep feral cats and rabbits under control on large cattle and sheep stations in remote areas.
Those specifically bred dogs from northern Italy are increasingly being used to protect sheep and free range chickens safe on farms "inside the dog fence" areas.

Parents should exercise great caution with toddlers, babies and small children in areas of Australia where there are dingoes.. Fraser island is a very good example.

Re those dogs being used to protect sheep and free range chickens.. Main predators there are foxes, feral cats & with chickens, some of the raptor ? Birds eg Eagles, Hawks. Formerly "domestic" dogs gone bad as well..dingoes are less prevalent inside the dog fence, and foxes and feral cats are the bigger problem

Kangaroo Island is starting the push to eliminate all cats, feral and domestic. It's also a "bee sanctuary" in a way, it has pure "ligurian" bee stocks, we export billions of bees, many go to California. Ironically koalas, that were introduced to Kangaroo Island, they were not native to that island ( I think) have bred up to such numbers they were destroying so many trees, particularly manna gums that control measures have had to be implemented.

"BUT I THOUGHT HE SAID IT WAS JUST A NAME?!"
"What he meant was that monster isle was really just a peninsula"