Why don't you just mute all the non-diplomacy threads and let others enjoy themselves, Ms. Debbie Downer...

Brewmachine SUCKS!

Joined yesterday. Has made one forum post (this one) and thinks he has any right to suggest how we conduct our forum because of how it has been "of late". He hasn't been here long enough to know what "of late" is.

Brew, this site and it's forum has been around for years. We aren't changing it just because you come in spouting off at the mouth as if you are some wise sage.

I think I speak for all players on this site, the mods, as well as kestas when I say: go fuck yourself.

Oh cone on guys. We get one of these threads at least I've a month. Let's not scare the troll off already. Much more fun to mock them before that.

@Brew... Sandgoose? Is that you?

negative

if you know some good political forums you can pm me or post links. i just havent run into many other forums where i can go off on how great i am and have an audience. huffingtonpost is ok, but there are so many established users there that it takes time to get enough followers to really get heard... and i lose interest in things within a few months. and on those major sites if youre arguing with someone, that debate usually gets buried under other comments so nobody can appreciate it. also to be honest the conspirators hire people to spam dump with thousands of accounts on those *popular* sites to advance their agenda. they are less interested in spending money to try to influence small sites like this.

Yeah, plus, this is probably the longest blank has been on a website without being banned.

Okay Brewmachine, I get it, you don't like to have fun or get off-topic.

gtfo nub

*That* is fucking priceless! The guy who has been here a little over a day calling the guy who has been here a little over an hour a nub!

Sorry about that, I'm sitting right next to this kid, I had to do something.

He's in class, give him a break.

I'll give him a break. I'll bend him over my knee and spank his ass until the skin breaks and bleeds.

Hello Brewmachine and JoebaltBlue. I'd like to welcome you both to the site. I recommend as newer members you take a look at http://www.webdiplomacy.net/rules.php. It will explain how the forum and site work, we have a pretty laid back community here. Diplomacy threads are obviously welcome, but so are any other discussions that amuse our members.

Really the only thing not permitted on our forums is cheating accusations "@Brew... Sandgoose? Is that you?".

If you have any questions about the game or site feel free to ask here or at [email protected]

-WebDip Admin

inb4 Brewmachine is a multi of one of the people who posts thousands of comments a day.

Sorry, jmo. It was just a joke. I knew it wasn't Glenn as I talk to him all the time and would know if he had tried sneaking back in.

Thanks jmo, I plan on playing the game too, and I have no idea what Brewmachine was thinking, but I've made sure he knows that this post was not the best thing to do on day 1.

"He hasn't been here long enough to know what "of late" is." - Draugnar

He could have gone back many, many pages to see what the forum was like in the past. For example, going back to page 500 almost everything is live game advertising posts from 3 years ago. (3 months before ZaZa started the ADVERTISE YOUR LIVE GAMES HERE post.)

He probably didn't. Just saying he could have.

This makes me lol. This noob kid Brewmachine has no fucking idea what he's fucking talking about

"Noob"

Says the guy with no games.

Oy! Not saying any more as it might be viewed as a cheating accusation. Hopefully the mods are keeping an eye on the forum.

It would be very difficult to accuse a guy of cheating who's not actually playing games.

Not really. Technically multi accounting is having two accounts on the site. But if I were to suggest someone had two acvcounts that would be a cheating accusation so I will just assume danglosaxon is a noob and didn't see the irony in calling someone who has been here longer a noob.

Right.... so strictly hypothetical. I understand completely.

But that (hypothetically) would be cheating at the forums, not in-game, right?

I want to make a formal statement that I am in no way associated with danglosaxton.

"It would be cool if we could keep it restricted to WebDiplomacy content."

Everything we post in the forum technically *is* WebDiplomacy content.

http://i.imgur.com/PBhgNXq.gif

whose brewmachine has he been b& yet

"Says the guy with no games"
WAR ISN'T A GAME, KIDDO. WAR IS MUCH MORE THAN A GAME
And for the guy who accused me of cheating:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

@hecks - Hypothetically, it would still be multiaccounting because the sites rules say youc an only haveone account on the site. Period. There is no wiggle room. So, hypothetically, it would be site cheating, not even just forum cheating.

"I am trained in gorilla warfare"

Shit sounds intense.

SUPER FUCKING INTENSE

@Brew - We didn't think you were. That wasn't the issue. Don't worry. Your problems are simply about your sense of entitlement to try and make us change our ways. No,, danglo has his own *hypothetical* issues which he *hypothetically* confirmed. :-)

Firstly, from looking at Brewmachine's posts and game stats, he seems like he knows his shit. And, he has a point. This is a WEBDIPLOMACY FORUM, NOT THE FUCKING TOWN COMMONS.
Secondly, I'M A LEGIT FUCKING NAVY SEAL. I CROSS TRAIN WITH THE SAS, HAVE FOILED NORTH KOREAN MISSILE LAUNCHES TWICE (YOU'RE WELCOME), AND HAVE THE THIRD LARGEST DICK IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.

And you also live in your mother's basement.

Coincidentally, I spend a lot of time with your mother in her basement

so...in the spirit of gaydar...while reading the "I-have-zero-games-under-my-belt-but-I-like-to-mouth-off-I-the-threads-like-I-know-you" posts....is anyone else's multi-dar going off? Blaring klaxons of doom?

+1 danglo. I love the over the top trolls, well done. Your no al swerndinton, but the again, none of us are.

@Phil: Why thank you, but I assure you, I am no troll. I truly DO have the third largest phallus in the Northern Hemisphere.
@Krellin: YOU ACCUSE ME OF MULTI??????? I HAVE EXTENSIVE SPEC OPS TRAINING THAT I WILL MOST ASSUREDLY USE TO PLUNG MY TOILET WITH YOUR UNGRATEFUL FACE. I'VE COMPLETED MULTIPLE WAR GAMES (AND I USE THE TERM GAME IN A FIGURATIVE SENSE, BECAUSE WAR IS NO GAME) WITH A 100% WIN RATE. CHECK MY STATS PAGE AND SEE. DO NOT DOUBT THE DANGLO

Seems krellin was right...

as often I am on so many things....lol

*plunge?
Not even slightly comical.
Glad you're gone.

Whose multi was he?

@nigee: Your style/irony/sarcasm is just too obvious to multi.
Please, mods, that is not a cheating allegation, just an observation which might indeed serve him and others well in future.

that last post by danglo makes it look like he wanted to get caught for some reason. but i dont know why. maybe his account was used to frame some other account by making the mods think that account was a multi when it wasnt. i disagree about using nigees style to say he isnt a multi. nobody talks like that and he isnt funny. its almost as if its just random crap typed quickly without thinking for propaganda purposes from someone who doesnt really care either way and is just doing his job.

"random crap typed quickly without thinking"

Are you claiming to be nigee's multi then? That's an exact description of everything you've ever posted.