you really that paranoid bo_sox?

I don't think I have a best though. I've gotten into fights with friends, enter diplomacy orders that made no sense, done a lot of other stupid shit.

I don't know, Fasces. I've never been drunk... I have no idea how I'd react. That is a little worrying to me...

Bo_sox you underage stupid fucking cunt, why you post stupid shit? My gods why haven't I just fucking muted you, you little shit.

Good question, dub.

Best: speaking Spanish fluently with some Mexican dudes at a McDonalds (It's my second language and I'm not usually confident with it)
Worst: "You know, Marie, I really don't like you at all". Marie cries.

Best: A truly awsome pool shot that jumped over the black, landed on and rolled along the top of the cushion, fell back onto the table and potted my ball.

Worst: Vomited into the school toilets, was half carried home by two friends, and spent the rest of the day asleep in a shed.

Best: Hilarious small jokes with new and old friends
Worst: Next morning

Best: Playing high stakes poker while pretending to be drunk.
Worst: Playing high stakes poker while actually drunk.

Best: picking up hot girls at bars.
Worst: finding out that I'm not such a good judge of "hotness" when I'm drunk!

I love this thread.

Best: At a rock concert, spotted the hottest girl in our department at work, picked her up by the waist (without asking, very risky in hindsight), lifted her up and put her on my shoulders, where she remained for about half an hour. Next day at work, she reported this to everyone who would listen, describing it as "the coolest thing that had ever happened" to her.

Worst: Losing my jacket, my phone, and what remained of my dignity, in a club a few weeks ago. Worse still due to my drunken state I went home wearing my friend's jacket, which was similar to mine, and then had to return it to him whilst still massively hung over. On the plus side I got my jacket and phone back because a girl who works at the club is my friend, saw what happened, and took them to hers for safe keeping.

Was staying in the 3rd floor of a flat in Leeds, got into the shower to try and sober up a bit, threw up in the shower, collapsed and passed out, mushrooms I threw up filled the plug hole, flooded my flat, and the downstairs flat, and the flat below. Woke up to someone banging on the door at 4am in the morning. It took two weeks to dry out the flat, received a £1,900 bill for the damage..... told my bosses it was food poisoning so I didn't get sacked.

Wow, I think nobody can top that one Nigee.