@Tettleton: "Question one: Why are you old enough to get on the internet without comprehending that regulating private behavior in the name of public safety is the heart of socialism. " You are a fucking moron. So, you are opposed to vehicle speed limits? You are opposed to traffic lights? You are opposed the the requirement of functional brake lights on a vehicle? Now, yes, admittedly these are "public" behaviors. Well, swimming in the public, say in a lake or a local public pool, is ALSO something which can endanger others, or compel others to action. For example, a child drowning in a lake -- these sorts of *accidents* happen all the time -- this action will compell a life guard to have to save you. You, no doubt, consider swimming in a public lake a "private" activity....but it is not.
IN short, you are just a narrow-minded jackass. Even the staunchest of Conservatives will admit that the government *does* play a role in our lives in order to provide safety and opportunity for all. Sometimes this limits behavior....such is the reality of life. I wonder - if you have kids, do you regulate their behavior? Or do you just let them run wild, so as to not be a socialist father?