If ever it should happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of people, places, things I might bury underground,
That never would be missed, never would be missed:

There's the whole GOP with members Cheney, Palin, Bush,
The folks who still think Madonna still has a tight tush,
And while we're talking singers, may I say I hate them all,
From Brittany to the Backstreets, line 'em up against the wall,
Bring out the firing squad and let 'em have it cuz I'm pissed,
And none of them'd be missed, no none of them'd be missed!

I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.

There's that one shit teacher you seem to get every single term,
And the Bloods and Crips- I've got them on the list,
Politicians so untrue they're showering out their sperm,
They never would be missed- they never would be missed!
Reality TV shows that get stupider every day
And those folks who shove it in your face constantly that their gay,
And while I'm on the subject may I for the record state
That I can't stand those bigots who voted Yes on 8,
And girls who always snap their fingers when they're pissed,
They'd none of them be missed, no- none of them'd be missed!

I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.

There's the guy wearing a baseball hat and not knowing the team,
And O'Reilly the Facist- I'm sure he'd not be missed!
Fans of the Yankees, Raiders, Lakers who constantly just scream,
They'd none of them be missed- nope, none of 'em be missed!
The folks who screech with a voice that makes my stomach lurch,
"You know, I think you should come and please visit my Church!"
And to close out that whole subject may I say I hate them all,
Churches, synogouges and mosques, I don't care how big or small,
And when I refuse politely- those folks who then INSIST?
They'd NONE of them be missed- ha, none of them be missed!

I've got them on the list, I've got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.