This is a fun thread. My thoughts, directed to each player:
Germany:
First and foremost, sorry goldie, you didn't deserve to get screwed over that way. It's not like I went after you in order to do that. I simply wanted a place to hang for awhile until the smoke cleared in my homeland, hoping maybe I could sneak back in. As for the massive Austria, that's me throwing my stash to the guy that didn't try to take it, and you happened to be the collateral damage. Somehow you made it to the end with a stake in both the Arctic regions and the Mediterranean and nothing in between - that's a new one.
As for Italy:
1.) Austria offers you a key, you take it. Bottom line. No questions necessary. It's an immediate display saying "I trust you to the end of the world and back." That stab you pulled was downright stupid. Even if you don't feel like you were growing quickly enough, you wait it out. The ride is a lot smoother if you deal with Turkey, even if it takes a long time, and keep France up north, which wouldn't have been difficult. The crazy I/T and I/R formations sometimes work, but they're dangerous, mostly for you, and it's much easier to wait for Turkey to break the juggernaut than to stab Austria. Moreover, what's special here is that you didn't even have to wait for Turkey - I had already gotten Russia to do that instead. Way too quick to stab, plain and simple, and any Austria that gets hooked like that should know what's coming and throw against you.
2.) I don't know why you're blaming Bob for having so many centers. I did that on purpose. I gave them all to him. It caused chaos. That's all I have left when I go all in and get screwed on the turn. Was he dumb for taking them all so quickly? Yes, but they were unimportant centers - only numbers. They don't mean much to you or him because they're bound to change hands once or twice in any given game once Austria is out of the way. That's just the nature of the territory. I don't think it was necessary to freak out over it, but it gained you an ally in both Germany and Turkey, so I don't blame you for doing so on the tactical side. I just can't tell whether it was a smart, somewhat manipulative play or simply an overreaction where one or two others bit the hook based on sheer size rather than actual strength.
Turkey:
I feel like you and I have such similar play styles that it actually hurts us. Sure, I'm the temperamental child between us, but putting that aside, I think we think pretty similarly and it's almost like some of the plans we try seem too good to be true. As for this game, though, I didn't give you a fair chance, not because of who you are but because of the country you played. I had my mind set on having Turkey out from the outset, and had Italy not been a moron, it would have worked, chaotic as it would have been with the two of them bickering over your three centers. Good game.
Russia:
I know it's hard to pass up freebies, but you did not cover all your bases. You grew so, so quickly when there was no rush, and that's a bad recipe for any nation but Russia in particular, having three or four neighbors typically eager to attack you. You gained in number but not in strength, and you need to learn to be more patient and differentiate between the two when you expand. Having nine or ten centers doesn't always mean much, but it will always put a target on your back, and if you have a weak nine or ten centers in 1903, you're gonna get torn a new one. If you can manage to have 9 or 10 strong centers, you're in great shape, but you didn't. I'm surprised you survived, but that's more than I can say for myself, so I guess you did okay.
As for us two, I wish I had had a chance to pick between you and Italy. There were two fabulous opportunities there, and if us two had managed to ally, with you taking Turkey and me taking Italy (not sure I would have beaten him from where he was, but let's assume), we would have run away with things. I liked working with you, and you're loyal, which is good, though sometimes too hesitant to take a chance.
France:
I wish you had taken care of my dying wish, but it's over so whatever. I don't think there's any reason to end a game early and thought you should have at least pushed yourself into St. Petersburg to get 17 and try the backing up thing again, but to each his own.
Tl;dr:
Lots of "coulda been," "if only," and "what if." Little bit of carryover anger. Little bit of "meh, whatever." Mostly stupid advice to people that are probably better at this game than I am. Don't bother reading it.