It is possible to have a coherent set of criteria to be a "real" (western European) country - not in the legal, but the philosophical sense of the word - and then to see that Belgium is one of few countries that doesn't fit these criteria.
1. Country has stood the test of time
-Fail. Belgium was invaded during *both* world wars, the first time only 75 years after its birth.
2. Country has one single language that all inhabitants speak well.
-Fail. In Belgium, three different languages are spoken.
3. Country has a language of its own.
-Fail. All languages spoken in Belgium are the languages of their neighbors.
4. Country's politics are a traditional left to right discussion on division of goods and power of government.
-Fail. The main issue of Belgium politics is to define Belgium, to decide which subdivision of the country gets to determine what, etc..
5. Country has a clear geographically isolated position.
-Fail. If you look at countries like the UK, Ireland, France, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, you can clearly see the way the separation between land and seas, mountain ranges etc. naturally define certain areas. Not Belgium. It's simply one of the low countries.
I disagree with Farage that Belgium is a non-country. I don't disagree that it is impossible for someone else to think so based on very coherent arguments.
It is common knowledge, *common knowledge*, that Belgian politicians are (rightly!) enthusiastic supporters of the European Union, *because they feel that the more powerful the Union becomes, the more easily the Belgians' national problems will dissolve within this union, and the more prominence their country gains within the Union, as its most important institutions are located there.*
Then Van Rompuy himself.
It's essentially true what Farage said about him. The guy has no charisma. His tenure as Prime Minister was an *internship* in terms of time, and he was appointed to his position because he was easily controllable by Merkel and Sarkozy, who belong to his political family, which is a deep disgrace to the Union. The Brits and the Dutch have had no serious say in his appointment and that gives us the right slander the man whenever and wherever we **** please. Which I *will*.
This professional weakling, puppet of powerful nations, deserves to be ferociously criticized, protested against and dragged through the mud every damn day of his tenure and his country deserves to be ridiculed in pretty much the same fashion as long as they don't resolve their petty problems.