three man died and went to heaven. The first man is very handsome, the second is acceptable, and the last man is very ugly. They approach God, and God took them to a field of ducks on the clouds. God said, "your goal is to cross the field without stepping on a single duck. Your life depends on it."
The first man (handsome one) bravely took the first step. Unfortunately, he stepped on a duck after three steps and then suddenly fell below the field, disappeared.
The second man, somewhat scared, carefully step into the field. He managed to walk half of the field before stepping on a duck. He fell below.
The third man, scared shitless, walked slowly, step-by-step across the field. He managed to walk all the way across.
God said, "congratulation. here is your reward: the perfect woman."
As he said that, a beautiful woman appear.
The ugly man asked her, "what did I do to deserve such a beauty?"
The woman said, "I don't know about you. But I stepped on a duck after three steps."
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My first Diplomacy set
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