The fire breathing MemSahib, Her Indoors departed earlier in the week to go and look at art, flowery garden displays and similar entertainments interstate. That's her strategy for schoolies. I went into the little village between two small rivers by the sea today to buy some fruit and vegetables, and went to two chemists to purchase drugs. Specifically the good old Viagra. First pharmacist claimed the prices had "shifted" and wanted $Aus 199.00 for the box of twelve by 100 mg tablets. Second chemist.. $Aus 20.00 per box of four by 100 mg tablets.. So I got all four repeats filled.. Sixteen 100 mg tablets for $Aus 80.00.
Popped by the liquor store and purchased two bottles of Laguvalin as well. Shopping is so much simpler when the fire breathing MemSahib, Her Indoors is interstate and I am left to struggle on alone.
I've decided to wander in to the little village tonight to have some fun in the mass of humanity, the schoolies crowd and others, the follows, the green team, security and the overwhelming police presence.
Normally I avoid the whole bizarre and at times macabre circus. This year the scallywag spirit is strong in silly old MajorMitchell. I have to make it clear that I am only interested in propositioning young ladies over the age of eighteen, the seventeen year olds I will dismiss as juveniles. Might get lucky with a female police officer..? The regular predatory older men that turn up are usually in the 30's or 40's... But MM has proper Christian old age on his side, so I am usually much older than the police as well... and MM can play the slightly Daffy but apparently harmless old fuddy duddy act well.

da fuck did I just read?

"Normally I avoid the whole bizarre"
Based on what I just read, that's a lie.

pretty sure our resident octogenarian got drunk and told us he's going downtown to pick up some girls young enough to be his granddaughters.

the true spirit of 'age is just another.' godspeed

... ** a number

What I say about my involvement with schoolies is the truth. 20 years ago I had an involvement with an Amusement Arcade.. Daytona racing, pinball's,video games galore, shoot em ups CD player through basic mixing desk & powerful PA system..and a set of toilets, very popular.. and very messy for me to clean So during the schoolies in those years I was in charge of that indoor circus ...in the last ten years or so the closest I've been is when I did patrol security . eg 2015 we had guards at caravan parks etc but I just stuck to the regular patrol client base

In terms of socialising with the pernicious blighters for purely recreational purposes I haven't done that for long, long time. I'm not interested in young women under the age of eighteen, that would be criminal and I can and intend to be dismissive of these juveniles, ask them to play with the other children. No the cunning old wolf in sheep's clothing is after a young lady between eighteen and twenty four.... This village is partly my turf, I know plenty of secluded places, beaches. I've paid council rates here for more than 20 years.
Why should I have to hide at home ? I won't take them or use it, but I have the keys to a heritage cottage used by a volunteer tourist organisation, I replaced the corrugated galv sheeting on the verandah two years back.. Beds and a bathroom .. A discreet 5 minute walk from the centre of the village. I thought about it... No it's a blanket in the sandhills..ha ha ha
Oh it's OK for Prince CH**** aged what 42 ? to marry the virginal Diana aged 21 ? 22 ?... and don't get me started on that marriage. But not OK for the sprightly old MajorMitchell to see if he can persuade some lovely young lady to gently polish his little pork sword ? You younger blighters should realise that if you survive eventually you'll get this old... so you should encourage me, as an inspirational figure.. I loved an old neighbour of mine old Bob, now dead, rip, in his nineties deaf as a post, boy he loved to watch women's tennis, and he loved my Kylie Minogue DVDs, especially the gold hot panties one spinning around, and the space suit strip , we avidly freeze framed and close upped at his home. I saw his determination to find sexual.pleasure even just in his own mind when he's like 96 years old as inspiring

And here is how confident the mad old MajorMitchell is, I'll be putting it out there that I'm interested in not one young lady, but two or three.

They can blind fold me & .....

School has been so quiet without the year 12s

I'm there, taken possession of a strategically located Council bench, finished off the 500 ml plastic bottle of Laguvalin & water on the March in just at the boundary of the dry zone....blah blah.. Filled water bottles at free tap, been to g puic gentlemen's wash room to relieve the bladder. Brief hello with Security can I help it if the big man spots me and says hello ? That had a few schoolies slightly off balance. ha ha ha

They're all a bit too young so far, but the night is young

This narrative is both interesting and very very very uncomfortable.

Readers will be happy to be informed that I am safely back home eating cold roast chicken & toasted slices of Vienna roll. It's about four kilometre walik in and same but up the big hill going home.
Excellent exercise with pack. ( blankets, jib sail, pirate flag, towel, 2 sarongs, 10 condoms, small array of sex toys etc )
It was all very tame and the numbers were much smaller than previous years. Once I'd drunk my coffee I lost interest, and the three hotels were either closed or so quiet & empty it was farcical. I've seen more action at the Lawn Bowls Club Bingo.
Maybe next weekend when the University students start arriving ?