I am, as of today, in full support of an Amendment to the Constitution, and the subsequent re-election of Obama to a 3rd term in office with the elevated title (reflective of his current disdain for Constitutional restraint) of Emporer.

Having just completed my taxes I have made several observations:
* Though I lost $4,000 in write-offs, it was due to the excessively low interests rates when I re-financed my house via federal programs. (I thank Obama for his brilliant use of Chinese funds to pump the economy and keep interest rates low - with the sure knowledge that it will be more likely my kids that suffer the massive debt we are incurring, with me having since passed -- See "Decrease..."morality laws""below)
* My income has increased 30% over the past year, in part due to the current hiring practices of companies with smaller, tighter staffs that outsource work because they don't want to "own" their own employees. There suffering is to my gain. All hail a continuously weak economy!
* My stock portfoio, through the use of leveraged funds, and a contnued "hands-off" policy towards Wall Strett tricksters, increased approximately 70%+ over the past year. All Hail free-wheeling dealing on the Wall Street crowd, that allows those with money to spare to enrich themselves with no effort!

Further:
* Through a national decrease in the enforcement of "morality laws", I am closer to being able to freely live a purely hedonistic lifestyle, including ingestion of chemicals experientally/mentally broadening, even as they are somewhat harmful - (but my choices of sugar are seem to be threated...oh well...)
* I'm not yet compelled to house the indigent in my spare bedroom
* Through weak foreign leadership, the prospect of my brother, or my daughters in the near future being subjected to war is falling, as we are quickly becomign a nation of cowards and "leaders from behind" - thus making me safer, as I live in a remote, isolated region that is unlikely to be the target of any foreign aggression, even if the risk to country may be increased

Thus, All Praise for Lord Emporer Obama.