what makes you feel like you have knowledge or insight that other people dont?

"Intelligence is the one thing you can always give, even if you have none"

not sure who said it.

Does my bum look big in this?

Draugnar, I don't know about you, but I don't normally have sores on my penis. So I'd presume the sores on your penis do not 'look normal'. You should either see a doctor or use some form of lubricant in future.

@Jamie - it's not about the fictional sores, but if Strat is willing to look at my junk...

Draugs stop trying to be like Brett Favre

@Druag - the sores on your penis are no worse than the last time you asked. Since the penecillin does not appear to be working, what you've got is te new 'normal' for you

@Sic - I dont feel that is true. My lack of universal knowledge does not prevent me from giving snarky 'advice' on the internet. It also doesn't prevent me from saying 'what, are you kidding?' when people post stuff I consider... less than rigorously thought out.

ivo - that isn't a question

fathersnitch - your bum looks big, period. No clothing will shield that. Lay off the french fries

Draugnar, what is the point of stratagos looking at your actual penis, if the sores are imaginary? I think you've got other problems if you're daydreaming about having a sore penis.

Oh, but the penis is sore, it just has imaginary sores. Last night's vigorous workout with the wife left it raw and worn out.

Oh, strat. I wasn't serious in the other thread, btw. Just clarifying >.>

Why does webDiplomacy attract such a strange crowd?

@Draug - dude, I've worked ren faires. Do you *seriously* think 'look at my penis, tee hee' is going to throw me?

Hell, the reason I'm straight laced at the office isn't that I'm a prude; its that my idea of where the line between 'funny' and 'too far' is so far beyond these people that I'd end up in HR before the day was out

@Tbroadly. Its the *internet* - do I really need to spell it out more than that?

Clarification point on the thread: I reserve the right to answer questions of a personal nature via PM, or with a curt 'none of your business'. There's already enough crap on me floating through the tubes, TYVM, I don't need to add to it

Then can I pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today?

Only if you would do so gladly

@Eden - dump her anyway! ;)

What is the meaning of life and everything?

41. With "The Universe" being 1.

Okay answer away.
1.Kirk or Picard
2.Moore or Connery
3.Best Doctor
4.Coke or Pepsi

Dear Stratty Lite,

i dumped my GF over sammich and Natty Lite. it was chill. mlib.

1 - on what scale? Kirk has more hair. Picard has a borg penis.
2 - Connery does a *much* better dad for Harrison Ford than Roger Moore could
3 - Tom Baker. Duh
4 - Diet Pepsi

I'll answer for you podium:

1. Sisko
2. Dalton or Craig (but Connery is better than Moore by far)
3. Tom Baker followed by Colin Baker.
4. Diet Big Red, Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist and Diet Pomegranate 7-Up but Coke Zero works too.

Draug, if you want questions, I have a couple hundred I did *not* ask Eden... ;)

Nah. These are just fun ones.

Speaking of which, answered them all, ya old fogey. Anything else? ;P

"Diet Cranberry Sierra Mist and Diet Pomegranate 7-Up"

Sorry Draugnar - I always thought you were a guy. It's easy to make assumptions on an internet forum - thanks for clearing that up!

Eden - I have, literally, about 500 of them. Most are dated, narcissistic, whiny, or inside jokes you won't have the context for - or will reveal just a bit too much about my interests by their nature[1] - but I will toss some more your way after my son is asleep.


[1] If, for example, I asked a member of the opposite sex what her view was on {vile peversion}, I obviously have some interest in the subject, either because it's an interest of mine that I don't have the spine to come out and admit without testing the waters, or because the last girlfriend was into it and was COMPLETELY PSYCHO. In either case, its not the kind of question you tend to ask someone you don't want to do naughty things with, even if only in the privacy of your fantasy life.