...you write a post entitled "you know you have been playing to much phpdip when?"
;-)

*too much

A multi-colored Europe is burned into your work monitor

Your give year old says 'Dad, you took over Sevastapol. Yeah!!!'

That should say 'five year old', not give year old.

You've replaced the books in your office with canned goods and other non-perishables.

All your girlfriends come over for a strip diplomacy game. Lose an SC lose a clothing item ;)

You realize no girls play diplomacy.

Curly has a fascinating imagination

maybe none of yours...

If you have girls coming over to play Diplomacy, I feel really sorry for you. You must not realize what they are for.

Lol curly. Be realistic.

When you don't say Romania, you say Rumania.

i thought this was a cute post, until yall had to ruin it with your stupid pathetic attempts at macho posturing. no wonder yall think no girls play this game since yall are a bunch of sniveling chauvinistic jerks.

girls play diplomacy.

girls are not "for" anything dipshit, we are human beings, god dammit.

*Claps at the magnificent display of macho posturing*. Nice one Miss Dj.

And you my dear feminazi, can't recognize humor. I wasn't debasing women, only Curly.

When you become genuinely offended at a few lighthearted posts in a thread specifically made for jokes about Diplomacy.

what was really funny was that i heard that someone lived in Warsaw. and then my first thought was "Thats in Russia."

oh yeah feminazi, real original. aka any time a woman stands up for herself or other women, you pull that out.

you think i can't recognize humor? i regularly laugh at many things on this forum, including in this thread and the roast one - i actually find curly and other pretty funny. but your comment about "what girls are for" isn't funny, hate to break it to ya. get a little more creative already.

In the name of non-confrontation, stay on topic! =)

When you know the Diplomacy map better than a modern map of Europe.

Can we get back to the original reason for the post please? I'm sure no-one meant any offence.

When the total success of your Juggernaut alliance means more to you than any other accomplishment in the last month.

When you hold back from misogynistic jokes about staying in the kitchen and poor driving skills and God's Curse that you really, really want to make because you just might be in a game with that dame one day.

"When the total success of your Juggernaut alliance means more to you than any other accomplishment in the last month." yeah i remember that game

When you have dreams about conquering the balkans.

When you start to rant on the forum a lot!

You have to listen to people ranting on the forum's a lot!
You _know_ that everyone else is whispering about you.
This doesn't bother you, because you're ready for the stab of the decade.
You arrange to go out with someone, and when they're late worry they've gone out with your ally.
You can't quite believe Europe didn't fall into war before 1914
You see more big green Ds around than yellow Ms
You log onto and check this forum before your emails.

ps: Some people take things too far, it happens everywhere, be happy! :)

When you get more messages on this site than your e-mail.

I actually had a dream about making moves with Austria last night and woke up with a new idea. Doesn't work... but that combined with my wife saying, "Are you playing Diplomacy AGAIN?" with the "pay attention to me voice."

When you hear about Galicia on the news AND know roughly where it is... and if any of your armies are currently in it!

When you want to apologise to someone for conquering their native land.