Some replies --
@The Hanged Man: While I am indeed over 18, I don't have my own place yet, and I didn't bring my birth certificate to my dorm for situations such as these, so it's still at their place. I would have been somewhat hard-pressed to explain why I took my birth certificate out without telling them I lost the SS card, because they would be expecting only that I lost the driver's license, and that I could just use the SS card to identify myself and get the replacement license, and thus that I wouldn't need the birth certificate for anything. It is need-to-know basis, I agree (if you remember that I had to replace my hard drive, they have no clue any of that even happened), but seeing as how they have my birth certificate, it would be difficult to make it *not* need-to-know.
(a) moral of the story to take home: don't lost your wallet, but if you do, make sure you have your own birth certificate!
@Debit card: I actually got that shit secured really easy, got the card cancelled within about 2 hours of losing my wallet and noticed no transactions on the account that weren't mine.
@Geofram: Pantech P7000