@fielder:
You wouldn't consider "Are my actions my own that I may be proud or ashamed of or merely determined plots along the line?" a great philosophical issue?
Well, the Pre-Socratics thought it was enough of an issue...
The Big Three Monothesitic Religions grapple with that issue in relation to a God...
Plato and Aristotle seemed to think it was worthwhile...
Descartes, Spinoza, Hobes, and Locke all thought it was worthwhile...
David Hume, Gottfried Leibniz, Arthur Schopenhauer, Immanuel Kant, Friedrich Nietzsche, Martin Heidegger, Jean-Paul Sartre, Buddha, the Eastern religions...
Really all or most of philosophy and theology at some level traces back to this idea, either in relation to a God, in relation to there NOT being a God, dealing with causal laws, determining legal procedings (how can we punish a murderer if he had no choice in the manner, if it was determined and he had absolutely no control over what would happen?)
Not just a few undergrads...really, the entirety of the human race would care about whether or not life was free or determined at some level at some point, I'd say.
Really, perhaps it's only those few undergrads who think they have it all figured out and scoff at the philosophical question who are in the doghouse here (pun intended...however bad a pun it may be.) :)
And you have NOT adressed the bowl question, as you have dodged the scenario entirely by claiming there can be no such thing as perfect ymmetry; before I commit a sin against science again and say that there is--as again, damnit Jim, I'm a writer, not a physicist!--the scenario was a thought experiment and was intended to b taken as such, and so you have not treated it as such, but rather as a literal scenario.
The bowls are exactly the same.
The food brand, quantity, quality, color, smell, arrangement, all qualities of the food are exactly the same.
The room is perfectly symmetrical.
The dog has never been there before.
The dog has no prior memories...I erased them ALL prior to this experiment! (Thank goodness it's only a thought experiment or PETA would be on my back, eh?) ;)
The dog is brought in a sound-proof, smell-poof, sight-proof box to the site.
The dog is let out in a position where she sees each bowl at the exact same nanosecond.
What bowl will the dog choose, then fiedler, Lefty or Righty?
There ae no inclinations, past or present, that will or could guide her one way or the other, however arbitrary.
Which bowl?