Namely, a decline mvch like that of the fvtvre American Empire.
My good friend, The_Mastvr_Warrivr, has made me recently aware of the existence of this thing called "INFLASHVN", and its potenshvll to rvin the Roman economy.
Competishvn with the Visigoths of the East for cheap labovr, and the hostility of the Gaermanic tribes (led by their barbaric and ignorant chieftan, Miros Klosivs) both threaten vs, and ovr peacefvl manner of living.
We cannvt tolerate the proliferation of wanking and pornogrvphy in ovr great Empire, as those two fiendish things are bvt jewels in the crown of Bacchvs, and detract from the crown of our Emperor.
Further Investigashvn shovld be vndertaken of this decline, and I propose that Senator Dravgnarvs be assigned as Praetor of Investigashvn of Ominovs-Sovnding Claims.
Be strong, my Roman brvthers. With The_Mastvr_Warrivr's help, we will prevail.
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