Well, I don't know about the English Football League, but the NFL is VERY even...
I'm typing this after my 49ers essentially threw a game away and so I'm not so happy about football as I normally am (even with Cowboys/Redskins on for the Sunday Night Game...that's one of if not THE penultimate rivalry in the league, up thee with the likes of Yankees/Red Sox or the old Brooklyn Dodgers/New York Giants/New York Yankees rivalry or Crosby's Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Ovechkin's Washington Captials or the old Montreal Canadiens vs. Quebec Nordiques Battle of French-Speaking Canada games or...well, what's a huge English football rivalry? Name a big one, with more great games than you can count and tons of history on both sides and hugely successful franchises that have a long history of hating each other and a long list of reasons they do...and you have the Dallas Cowboys/Washington Redkisns Rivalry.)
But that aside, there are 32 teams in the NFL; teams that have played in the 44 Super Bowls out of those:
-Green Bay Packers: 4 times, won 3
-Kansas City Chiefs: 2 times, won 1
-Oakland Raiders: 5 times, won 3
-Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts: 4 times, won 2
-New York Jets: 1 time, won 1
-Minnesota Vikings: 4 times won 0 (OUCH...and all before 1978...OUCH!)
-Dallas Cowboys: 8 times, won 5 (Most appearances of any team)
-Miami Dolphins: 5 times, won 2 (1 being the only TRULY perfect, 17-0+SB WIN year)
-Washington Redskins: 5 times, won 3
-Pittsburgh Steelers: 7 times (most by an AFC team), 6 wins (Most SB wins by a team)
-Denver Broncos: 6 times, won 2
-Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams: 3 times, won 1 (Won after move to St. Louis)
-Philadelphia Eagles: 2 times, won 0
-San Francisco 49ers: 5 times, 5 wins (Highest win percentage at perfect in 5 games)
-Cincinnati Bengals: 2 times, 0 wins
-Chicago Bears: 2 times, won 1
-New England Patriots: 6 times, won 3
-New York Giants: 4 times, won 3
-Buffalo Bills: 4 times, 0 win (4 trips consecutive...OUCH, tied for most losses...OUCH!)
-San Diego Chargers: 1 time, won 0
-Atlanta Falcons: 1 time, won 0
-Tennessee Titans: 1 time, won 0
-Baltimore Ravens: 1 time, won 1
-Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 1 time, won 1
-Carolina Panthers: 1 time, won 0
-Seattle Seahawks: 1 time, won 0
-Arizona Cardinals: 1 time, won 1
-New Orleans Saints: 1 time, won 1
Only four teams have NOT ever even BEEN to the Super Bowl, though two are recent, existing less than 20 years:
-Houston Texans, born in 2002
-Jacksonville Jaguars, born in 1995
The Cleveland Browns have never won a Super Bowl but are the only team on this short, 4-team mist to have won a championship, having won 4 NFL Championships in the pre-SB days and 4 championships in brief AAFC league before moving to the NFL, though the latest of these wins dates 1964; the Browns are also the only team to have played in the Conference Title Game, the game that comes before the SB in each conference and decides which of the remaining 4 teams goes on to the SB--the Browns played three such games and lost all three...to the Denver Broncos...which lost all three of their NEXT games, ie, the Super Bowl bid they won by beating the Browns, to three different NFC teams (the Giants, Redskins, and 49ers, in order.)
And the biggest, saddest, most humiliating failure of a franchise among the 32 today is:
THE DETROIT LIONS!
I suspect even those across The Pond have heard of the woefulness of the Lions the same way I don't know half of the rules of English football and I know Man U. are the New York Yankees or Montreal Canadiens or Steelers/Cowboys/49ers/Packers of English football.
Ah, the Lions...
The Lions are one of the oldest teams, starting up in 1929, and in the 80 or so years that have followed have won 4 titles, all before the Super Bowl era, the last in 1957, and have the singular distinction of being so woeful as to never even play in a CONFERENCE title, game, that game that gives you a SHOT at the Super Bowl (the ones the Browns swung and missed in three times, but hey--at least the MADE IT THAT FAR!) and are bY FAR the oldest team to never play in one and thus never to have even sniffed the glory of the Super Bowl.
And, yes, they also had arguably the worst year and worst team in NFL history, the Imperfect Season, an imperfect 0 wins against 16 losses, 0-16.
If you're wondering how many times the lions have won ANY titles at all since 1957, they have won three Division titles, ie, won their division and gone onto the playoffs in stride, in the Super Bowl era, far less than the Cleveland Browns and only one more than the Jaguars who have existed for 55 or so years LESS.
Total trips to the playoffs and shots at the Suoer Bowl for Detroit in the Super Bowl era?
9 times out of the 44 seasons of the Super Bowl era.
Consider:
-The Cowboys almost have as many Super Bowl APPEARANCES as that
-The 49ers had streaks of 8 and 7 years with trips STRAIGHT and were 16/18 in that span
-The Steelers have nearly had TRIPLE that amount with 24 trips, including 8 straight
-A playoff berth this year and the Colts would have a string of 9 straight trips
-Since berth in 1995 the Jaguars already have 2/3 (6) of the Lion's 80+-year total trip
The Detroit Lions: The first and last words on NFutiLity...
And finally, who are the converse of the Detroit Lions? What teams have made the playoffs more often than not or at least have broken even during the Super Bowl era?
Coming into this year only 3 franchises have either broken even in terms of making and not making the playoffs or have made it more often than not, adn they would be...
The Dolphins and 49ers each have 22 playoff appearances in that 1966-present span, making them 22 for 44 in terms of the Super Bowl era and giving them the rare distinction of breaking even.
And now...what is the only franchise to reach the playoffs MORE OFTEN than NOT?
...
*sigh*
Alright, alright, you know it, I know it, altogether now...
The Dallas Cowboys...they have 30 (!) playoff trips in their history, all in the Super Bowl era, making them 30 for 44, meaning that the Damn Dallas Cowboys have made the Super Bowl Playoffs just more than 2/3 of the years the Big Game has been around.
REALLY makes the Lions look terrible, huh?
But with 28 of the 32 NFL teams reaching the SB, the NFL seems to give teams a pretty good chance...