Krellin I'm looking at you

It's close to 100% on here.

Krellin: my best guess,

313.81 Oppositional Defiant Disorder
312.9 Disruptive Behavior Disorder NOS

Sure, those are childhood disorders you say. But, you know, his developmental age is about 13, give or take.

synapse. you beat me to the punch and i think your pretty damn accurate.

I would add for putin:

obsessive-compulisive personality disorder

might be a touch of aspergers, but I wouldnt swear to it.

bo-sox

co-dependency with enabling features (not technically a disorder, but close enough)

I'd say the closest I am is to sadomasochistic personality disorder, but that was scrapped off the mental health books in like 1998.

Anyway how long before this gets derailed by somebody saying that there's no such thing as a psychiatric disorder?

tolstoy

297.1 Delusional disorder not otherwise specified
301.0 Paranoid personality disorder

What are those numbers?

@synapse, and very soon after that some smart ass will say there is no such thing as normal.

Jmo

298. Brief Psychotic Disorder

sorry couldnt resist

yellowjacket:

302.4 Exhibitionism Paraphilia

jamie-
DSM diagnostic codes

Draugnar

302.2 Pedophilia

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296.64 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Severe With Psychotic Features

"Krellin I'm looking at you "

Which one of me? I'll have to let him know to be nice to you...

p.s. This is a sad little thread when compared to Krellin's Konsulting... :P

its a shame delusions of grandeur doesnt have a code.

Synner - you're just jealous. It's obvious.

All I have is co-dependency? You guys are really nice to me. Give me psychopathy or something.

What's histrionic?

Googled it because I'm bored and that doesn't sound like me in person. On the forum people troll around the clock obviously, but IRL I'm more of a silent force who seems like an ass but got anyone's back when needed.

I prefer to help in a very thankless way.

And I don't give a fuck about what the group thinks most of the time; I don't seek to be popular or even liked, but most people get I'm a nice guy after a couple of years.
The others are too busy looking at my clothes without a brand or my hair with which I do nothing other than taking a shower daily and a haircut 1-2 times a year.

If that's a disorder O can't wait for the whole world to get it because then we wouldn't be so hostile and burning out so much, just to name 2 things.

IMO, the 'normal' persons are usually the ones with the disorder if you ask me. Too busy tweeting, bullying, fighting and gaining popularity to do something useful with their life.

O has to be I* :)

steephie...calm down. It's nothing to get so worked up about...

DSM added unspecified non-symptomatic mental disorder to the new version to catch anyone that doesn't fit an existing mental disorder. Consider it the other box when they can't check off any of the regular boxes in deciding what's wrong with you.

"its a shame delusions of grandeur doesnt have a code."

a few options there:

295.~ Schizophrenia (technically it falls under Paranoid subtype but it encompasses gradiosity as well).
297.1 Delusional disorder, Grandiose Subtype
300.14 Dissociative identity disorder (otherwise known as multiple personalities)
301.81 Narcissistic personality disorder

Gen Lee

simply due to the fact that he has racked over 7000 has got to have either aspergers disorder or some kind of compulsive bx disorder.

Synapse who openly acknowledges feelings of persecution on his profile is suspected of paranoid personality disorder.

If we were to characterize the webdip community as a whole, I would say that it is paranoic overall with some sociopathic leanings.

@krellin: I thought you would know by now (especially you actually) I'm not worked up. Partially I see little point in giving my messages specific tones, but mostly I don't know how.

Just being a bit more serious, or a bit less troll-ish. Note there are most likely also people reading who actually are worried they have a disorder or know they have one and see it as a problem. I sort of seek to defend those who feel attacked as a rule, without making big deals out of it. If you want to know why, read my previous post.

I know this is a jokey thread, and I'm not worked up. Let's just say it gives me a good feeling to be a bit more careful than your average webdipper.

Besides, SYnapse might be not too serious this time, but I bet he thinks he's onto something here.

Another way to put it is that I didn't want to make a new thread for my slightly more serious post.

Wasted enough time for now, back to homework.

High-functioning psychopathy is the only appropriate answer for people who excel at a game predicated on manipulation and deception

steephie....seriously dude....*calm down*....enough with the histrionics...

krellin: I can't tell if you're joking.

I know I'm calm for a fact because I just woke up after a nice little unscheduled nap :)

Come to think of it, is feeling tired while having enough sleep a disorder? I'm too awake to fall asleep but I want to sleep because I feel tired...

@bo_sox "All I have is co-dependency? You guys are really nice to me. Give me psychopathy or something."

You always seem so nice and polite on the forum and yet you have over 2000 . You must have a dark side.

Anyway, I now have four full days of sobriety and the wife in 30 day rehab.

steephie - when you get so worked up, you need to take deep breaths and walk away from the computer. The sudden, unexpected nap is no doubt because you were so excited your body surged with adrenaline, and the consequential crash and nap was your body's reaction after the adrenaline wore off.

Remember - deep breaths, walk away...you'll get those emotions under control eventually.

Nice people here, making fun of mental illness.

"Nice people here, making fun of mental illness"
- it's a crazy mad thing to do, they must be mental !!