England sucks pathetically. Turkey would have been stalemated, everyone would have been happy. England would have been stalemated on the other end, everyone would have been happy. It would have been an easy three-way draw, but no, England has to fight France. France, being better at throwing a game than he is at actually playing a game, throws like mad, forces Turkey into an easy win. Russia helped, and I applaud him for realizing that England screwed it up on both ends.

A job well done, Turkey. Sometimes it takes someone else's mistake but you still have to capitalize on it.

England, hopefully you won't play me in any non-anon games, because I see exactly how you play - mindlessly looking for a solo you'll never get.

That covers all of my parameters. Sorry Germany.