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trip (696 D(B))
17 Mar 11 UTC
Gunboat Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry
48 replies
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curtis (8870 D)
19 Mar 11 UTC
Ancient Med Live
7 replies
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mr.crispy (0 DX)
18 Mar 11 UTC
So quiet
you know, on a friday night I would have totally expected more people here on diplomacy, there's only 4 other people online hahaha... WHERE IS EVERYBODY!
11 replies
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MODS UNPLAUSE THIS GAME PLEASE
HE TOLD U GUYS TO PAUSE THIS GAME AND HE WAS THE ONLY ONE ME AND THE OTHER PEOPLE WANT IT UPAUSED NOW
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=53828
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feartheroos (0 DX)
18 Mar 11 UTC
MODS UNPAUSE THIS GAME PLEASE
0 replies
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maltizok (787 D)
18 Mar 11 UTC
Mods Pause this live game please!
14 replies
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Chester (0 DX)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Game private
If anyone want to enter in a private game send me a message please.

gameID=53607
10 replies
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TrustMe (106 D)
13 Mar 11 UTC
2011 Masters, Needs more alternates
Please send me your userID (number), UserName via email to [email protected]. We have had several people drop out for various reasons and my list of alternates is about empty. We need 49 active players or this tournament cannot be run. Thanks for you help.
13 replies
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WhiteSammy (132 D)
18 Mar 11 UTC
Game Messages
What falls in this category and when are they tabulated?
4 replies
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Philalethes (100 D(B))
18 Mar 11 UTC
The Best Techniques Are Passed on by the Survivors
Only three hours left and one spot- join the fun! :D
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peter25 (0 DX)
18 Mar 11 UTC
We need for guys to join.
Please join to the game: "lets use the strength". Will start in two hours, minutes turns and the bet is 30. PLEASE JOIN.
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Japan Goes Nuclear
CNN is reporting that the last 50 workers have been recalled from the plant...that and a new fire...

Can this become Chernobyl II? And how is this going to affect the rest of the world, Japan being an economic power...
90 replies
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ginger (183 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
quick question
Is it possible for a unit to retreat to the region it was attacked from? (pretty sure I know the answer, just don't want to mess up)
3 replies
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IKE (3845 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
Fast gunboat- 12 hr phase
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=53697
Not much time to join. Need 2 more people.
1 reply
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curtis (8870 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
Ancient Med Live
0 replies
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Эvalanche (100 D)
05 Mar 11 UTC
Anarchy
Do we need government?
327 replies
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Wolf89 (215 D)
14 Mar 11 UTC
EOG - Join only if you are talkative
The EOG statements for this game. see inside
15 replies
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miskin (106 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
Come on kids lets play
not in a bad way.
5 replies
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President Eden (2750 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Study: Posting cheating accusations on the forum leads to death by lightning
NEW YORK (AP) -- Scientists at the NYC College of Technology have discovered that posting cheating accusations on the webdiplomacy forum increases the likelihood of the poster being struck by lightning 2500%.
Lead researcher Dr. Kestas Kuliukas stumbled upon the miraculous discovery when, after monitoring the forum for a year, he discovered that there was an unusually high rate of fatalities by lightning strike after posting such accusations.

"I do not understand why exactly this is the case, but the causation chain is clear: You post cheating accusations, you die," said Kuliukas.

DO *NOT* POST CHEATING ACCUSATIONS IN THE FORUM. THANK YOU.
woofers (100 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Oh no! Im off to buy lightning rods!
figlesquidge (2131 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
In other news, it has been discovered that Figlesquidge is the worlds greatest storm-chaser, having miraculously been at the same location as 92% of all lightning-induced fatalities over the last 12months.
orathaic (1009 D(B))
15 Mar 11 UTC
touché!

though a little short of the predator sytle drone 'multi-hunter's we call 'plan A'
orathaic (1009 D(B))
15 Mar 11 UTC
wait, did i say short?
aoe3rules (949 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Touche indeed: figlesquidge is a multiaccounter.
figlesquidge (2131 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
You also said sytle :P
orathaic (1009 D(B))
15 Mar 11 UTC
sylte, i know, it's a new word, made of the sound a stealthy stylish predator drone makes... (or maybe i'm very tired and not making any sense... but definitely one of the other!)
mapleleaf (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine was a big cheater.
I think Pete Rose was a cheater.
kislikd (840 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
One OR the other orathaic - you are all aces today :D

And maple! Long time no see! How are things? :)
trip (696 D(B))
15 Mar 11 UTC
Jimmy "the mouth of the south" Hart was definately a cheated.
trip (696 D(B))
15 Mar 11 UTC
cheater
Do you get struck by lightning twice if you post cheating accusations about yourself on the forum, and provide sufficient evidence to back your claim?
Draugnar (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
No, but if you accuse yourself of cheating in an ongoung gunboat you do.
Pop quiz:
How many times would I be struck by lightning if I spam the forum with multiple accounts about cheating accusations in an ongoing gunboat, refuse to respond to the mods/admins, claim that "the spam is not my fault and is due to the site being broken and the mods should fix it" and finally, show a general lack of common sense in any way whatsoever?
mapleleaf (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Hi kislikd. I threw my back out about a week ago. I hope you're better. Don't get old.....
orathaic (1009 D(B))
15 Mar 11 UTC
Shock troops, for someone like you who seems to like shocks, i think we'll actually fall back on fire and brimstone...

but because funding for the fire and brimstone/multi-hunting/praetor programme is a little short (there's a recession dontcha know) you will only be fired once and brimstoned to the amount of 3 kilos (brimstone velocity ~ 900 km/s => brimstone kinetic energy ~ 2,430,000 megajoules...)
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Greg Valentine! Jimmy Hart! Oh. My. God. Can it possibly be the case that there are people other than me on the forum who like pro-wrasslin?
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
(Which being the case, can I make a shout out to the greatest heel manager of them all, Mr. Bobby Heenan)
fortknox (2059 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
As an engineer with a science background, I hereby challenge your theory!
*puts on rubber suit*
President Eden is a cheater!!
*uses supercomputer mind powers to convert rubber suit to metal suit*
fortknox (2059 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
I'm pretty sure that never happened in Fallout3... just sayin ;)
figlesquidge (2131 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
This is the internet - you should know by now that no matter how hard you try common sense and logic will never prevail. You're just going to have to face it: your suit is now metal - because that's what Hitler did.
fortknox (2059 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Heh... nice <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law">Godwin</a>, figle ;)
fortknox (2059 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
and nice use of html where you can't use it, fortknox.... (D'oh)
mapleleaf (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
"All right, cut the music. What I'd like to have right now........is for all of you fat.........smelly.........unemployed......Diplomacy dough-heads to keep the noise down...........while I take my robe off.......... and give your old lady an eyeball of what she dreams about every night."
Draugnar (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
LOL! Now that was actually funny, mapleleaf.
mr.crispy (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
agreed
kislikd (840 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
I swear I thought he was gonna say something like, "I put on my wizard robe and hat, wanna cyber?"

Anyone have a link to that stuff, used to be hilarious.
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
15 Mar 11 UTC
Ravishing Rick Mapleleaf! Hehe, excellent.
mapleleaf (0 DX)
15 Mar 11 UTC
On second thought, webdip warthogs would have been better.....
Draugnar (0 DX)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Scary thing is I resemble the "fat, smelly, unemployed" most mornings before I get my shower.
The shower is a fat-burner and a job-finder for you Draugnar?
Sargmacher (0 DX)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Lol. What an amazing shower this would be.
Draugnar (0 DX)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Cute, Landouche.
fortknox (2059 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
@kislikd: bloodninja is a classic!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
Alderian (2425 D(S))
16 Mar 11 UTC
Oh god, I forgot all about bloodninja.
kislikd (840 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
YES!! fortknox - you are the fricking man!
orathaic (1009 D(B))
16 Mar 11 UTC
@Lando, and his shower removes smells... doesn't make him smell nice and fresh, just no longer smelly, all his smells are belong to shower!

@fortknox, i think it's the brimstone for you... good luck using a rubber suit against our 2.4 gigajoule brimstone machine!

bllodninja is the funny...
fortknox (2059 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
@kislikd: "YES!! fortknox - you are the fricking man!"

While fairly obvious, I'm still calling it the quote of the year... ;)
figlesquidge (2131 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
:/ If you've already heard the quote of the year, less than a quarter of the way through, you're going to have a really boring time knox :(
kislikd (840 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
Don't you dare take away from my oratory genius figle! I'm the proud speaker of the quote of the year! :D
fortknox (2059 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
@figle: Naw, I'll just have kislikd repeat it over and over again ;)
figlesquidge (2131 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
Ah, thats alright then!
kislikd (840 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
LOL I hope I get some kind of retainer fee for this....


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thatonekid (0 DX)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Fast Gunboat-16
England, Fucking ready up
builds don't require 5 minutes
38 replies
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Mujus (1495 D(B))
17 Mar 11 UTC
gunboat 11-3-11 Question
I just checked out this game in the New listings, and it shows four players @200 each, but the total is @1000. What kind of new math is that? I signed up just for a minute to see if the total would adjust, but with me there were five total players and the total showed @1200. There's an extra @200 there. Anyone have an explanation?
11 replies
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Yonni (136 D(S))
16 Mar 11 UTC
Resolved order outputs?
Weird, it can only be 4 lines. I'll post the rest in a reply a guess...
8 replies
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The_Master_Warrior (10 D)
17 Mar 11 UTC
New Game
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=53685
PPSC, 24 Hour turns, Classic Map, all chat types allowed, 5 point buy-in, game starts in 48 hours, "Ready, not Save"
0 replies
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baumhaeuer (245 D)
02 Mar 11 UTC
The Seperation of Church and State...
...is good! And I'm Christian. Details inside. I'm starting my own thread, though, I doubt anyone will really disagree with me. But still, you may find my thinking interesting. Almost none of it is original with me.
267 replies
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tquiring (325 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Question about CD and automatic disbanding of units.
I think the wrong units were disbanded in this game, can anyone explain why.
http://webdiplomacy.net/map.php?gameID=52742&turn=3&mapType=large
3 replies
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terry32smith (0 DX)
16 Mar 11 UTC
We need 1 more for a Live game! starts in 4 minutes!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=53648
6 replies
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rayNimagi (375 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
How to Stop Players in FtF from Refusing to Talk
Details and specific situations inside
20 replies
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Lando Calrissian (100 D(S))
16 Mar 11 UTC
eog
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Chester (0 DX)
12 Mar 11 UTC
2 cheaters in this server!
Hello, i've reported but didn't happened nothing. I don't know if the message was been sended but here it goes... http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=53036

Italy and Austria are roommates and always play a lot of games together
56 replies
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fabiobaq (444 D)
16 Mar 11 UTC
Ancient Mediterranean
Hi, just to invite people into an Ancient Mediterranean new game. 20 hours/phase, PPSC.
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=53600
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