I'll make sure if we're ever in a game I kill you before you're too big then.

Cya around

Ghost

Wow yeah, you're on fire with those 2 games. A defeat and a quit, was it?

Its ok, man. I'm usually drunk by the second-hour of a live game and feel like posting too.

hahaha, lulzworth.

Yeah, and in his lose he was officially eliminated in three years. Of course he missed two turns. That must be some new diplomatic tactic we are not hip to yet.

loss....hit the wrong key

this made me giggle.

Now, lulzworth, I have to know:

You've said before I'M overly egotistic and conceited and full of myself... is my ego now eclipsed in your view?

;)

Still in denial...

Verily, though you may be a powerful Seer, with the ability to see through the very mists of both time and deceit, I believe myself to be the superior competitor in all things related to the game of Diplomacy. Whether I control France's fleets, or the armies of Austria, there are none who are my peer in the scholarly arts of truth, lies, and plunder. With every draw I grow closer to an eventual victory; with every defeat, I learn the wily ways of another cretin, and enrich myself in ways unimaginable by a lesser player.

I have memorized the names of every Supply Center.

Women swoon when they see my fingers dance over the keys, and moan as they see how I glide my fingers over the trackpad, only to.. click, then click more. I set selectboxes flawlessly and never forget to set "via land" where appropriate. I can see the Fall of 1903 from the Spring of 1901. I know when the Czar takes a dump. With all due respect, I'm sure you'll agree that I am the superior player.

ego and needs a bullet b/w the eyes or back of the head

Hey guys, I think bplus is the superior player.

(plus his D is over 100, which counts for something…)

yeah it means if you draw your first game you can be over 100 . don't get me wrong i'm not saying bplus is a bad player, i'm just saying a 6 way draw would put you over 100 after 1 game, which isn't that impressive.

and muffyscruff, or bearnstein or whoever you are, get a life and win something before you brag

Hey, you sons of a bear, Go take a hike. I am setting up a game now, for all my marbles, and when I win, after you ninny sons of a bear learn to compete, you'll see just how amazing I am.

If you are looking for the game, and the location of your demise, search for "Sons of a Bear"

Hm, oh yes Bearnstein. You are such a superior player. Of course if you see through all deceit then you will unwittingly realize that was sarcasm at it's utmost.

Oh man, I need to get in on this.

Oh no you don't.
If it is Bearn then be warned - I know where your name, your school and much more

I should have guessed it. He wants to play a variant........ obviously perverted from the TRUE WAY.

@Gobba- maybe you should lay down the diplomacy gospel for mr scruffymcscruff

I'm not going to lay down the diplomacy gospel for him.

I'm going to ram it up his nostrils. >:)

I want in on this, if it's not too late. I'll even do it in my signature prose-only style.

Sorry Onar I happened along and joined before seeing this thread. Color me surprised :-)

Dammit. Anyone want to see about starting a new 'warrior bards' game?

Verily I sayeth unto MuffyScruff, Callhamer begat the Classic and he saw it and called it good, but other, the heretics, begat the Variants, each and everyone one an abomination in Callhamer's site.
And Callhamer sayeth, "Thou shall honor no game before the Classic, nor shall you honor builds not in the home centers, for all others are unclean. Nor shall you value plastic pieces, but instead, cling only to wooden pieces in face-to-face meetings of the faithful. You shall covet your neighbors centers as you covet his wife, his child, his slave, and his ass."
Hummmm....getting to sound a little like a souther Baptist or a Florida Republican, so I better stop.

yeah, I do. We making one?

Yeah, don't be coveting my ass. That's kinda freaky.

Can I covet thine ass?

And if we are making one, 24+ hours for phaselength, if you please?

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=28934

Password: forsooth

Now, if I may, I'll take my leave for the night.

I'llmake one if nobody else does. I haven't played warrior bards before it could be fun.

sweet, I joined. I'll post a link if we end up needing to advertise.

I joined - too tempting to resist.

Yea, though the times are short, the wait periods will be long, for each turn is like Christmas, and I am but a child awaiting the dawn.

It is too bad my droogs, you have all (except for Rome, dude whoever you are we need peace) chosen the path of horrible, terrible DEATH!

@bplus
at what appropriate time does a Czar take a dump?

Whenever he pleases, NinjaMonkey. Whenever he pleases.

Bump. We only need 2 more for the game.

Epic thread. "Muffy's Arrogant Challenge" as it is destined to be known in the annals of history, is aesthetically perfect.

Oh my dearly beloved but badly misguided warrior bards...
Prepare to meet your maker.

And Mr. MufScrufs; do not fear, I will be sure to bring my Mother Bear along next time so she can watch the elimination and eat the scraps. ;)