"Conversely," thought Yoda, "salvage the wreckage we must." So he used the force to bring the shattered story from the swamp and gave it to Luke, who understood none of the self-referrential qualities heretofore, unlike the previous characters. So Luke flew away from Degobah in his spaceship, blissfully unaware of the ridiculous contradictions that the narrators established ealier. Thought Luke, "I will now endeavor to have a cliche adventure, with no ridiculous reversals, since, of course, this is my nature." With that thought, he punched the hyperspace button, but when he came out, he found himself staring at a strange blue planet, in a galaxy far, far away from his own...