Oops. Edit: really need a sentence

i'd rather give the 10 minute speech to 500 people

500 people isn't that much and at least at 10 min you're still in the range of being able to memorize it.

at 50 minutes i would be freaking out. i've never spoken for that long before.


would you rather be in a constant state of sleep deprivation w/o ever being able to go to sleep or be in a constant state of hunger without ever being able to eat (you never die in either case, the torment just goes on and on)

sleep deprivation.
its like being stoned or drunk, sometimes in a good way sometimes in a bad way, hunger is just in a bad way.

would you rather live in a world totally controlled by the current chinese government or the russian ?

Chinese, because I'm Chinese and I feel like they'd give preferential treatment to ethnic Chinese people.

Assuming the next poster is a heterosexual male (gee what are the odds), would you rather have sex with another man, or kill another man?

sex. you'd have to be a evil bastard to kill another innocent person in cold blood, maybe a male teenager might go for that but anyone else who would choose that option is not worthy to be called human.

would you rather live in an alternative world that was ruled by Wahhabi clerics from Saudi Arabia or Nazis?

Wahhabi clerics. You can 'convert' and fit in. With Nazis, not much you can do unless you are the right race. Can't fake that.

Would you rather save your family and 1000 people die. Or save 1000 people and your family die.

would you rather crucify or be crucified?

Save family (I'm selfish) and be crucified (but not that selfish).

Duzenko, you need to answer before you ask...

Would you rather climb Mt. Everest or explore the bottom of an ocean?

I know, we posted the same time

Climb Mt. Everest. Although hit would be cold. :-(

Would you rather never be able to cut your hair or be completely bald?

Never be able to cut my hair. I can live with long hair, but not no hair.

Would you rather come back as an eagle or a dolphin (assuming we get reincarnated)?

@Draugnar: how many people is the tipping point to choose them over your family?

I would lay down my own life for a stranger, but there is no tipping point (that would be reasonable, at least) for sacrificing my family. The exception ot this rule would be if my family believed it was the right thing to do and were willing to make the sacrifice, then I would sacrifice myself with them.

Batman would disagree.

Really? In Batman Begins, he goes ripping through cop cars and private vehicles in an attempt to save his love interest who has been poisoned by the Scarecrow. He put HER interests over all those private citizens.

Plus, it should be noted that Batman HAS no family, save Alfred Pennyworth (his "butler") and maybe Dick Grayson & Jason Todd (the two Robins). But none of them are blood.

Eagle.
if you had to spend the rest of your life stranded in isolation would you rather have electricity or running water?

But back to the question at hand:

Would you rather come back as an eagle or a dolphin (assuming we get reincarnated)?

Ignore that last post by me.

Running water. I can live without electricity, but the human body cannot live without water.

Would you rather be over 7' tall or under 4' tall?

Draugnar, Batman will always choose to save both humanity and his love interest (friend, girl, family). And succeed.

"Would you rather" doesn't apply to Batman even though the villans always try to put him in the situation. He's... Batman!

7' tall, seems better than being overlooked lol

Would you rather destroy all surrogates or save them? (Movie reference)

I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'll say destroy.

Would you rather kill someone in cold blood and get away scott free, or rob a bank and get convicted.

Kill someone, my daughter needs me :P

Would you rather rob a house or steal from a friend?

rob a house.
would you rather get a new paper cut on your finger every day or live with a nasty scar on your forehead forever?

Nasty scar for sure. Paper cuts hurt like a b**h and are annoying as hell.

The scar would just make me look tough. ;)


Would you rather have x-ray vision (on demand, not 24-7) or the ability to fly at will?

No creepy justifications. :D

X-Ray vision. I won't justify it because you don't want creepy.

Would you rather do a pornstar or the hot chick down the street (if you prefer men, then the hunk down the street)?

Hot chick because porn stars are boring

Would you rather see Gabriel Iglesias live or Carlos Mencia