What a stupid fucker:
"Stop fighting conventional wars, it´s like trying to kill a fly with a machinegun."
We haven't fought a conventional war since 1954.
"Stop supporting dictators and stop supporting a coup d'état against democratic countries."
We haven't done this since the 1980's. Stop reading back issues of Junge Welt, and pick up the Bild.
"Stop tortureing people."
Regardless of whether waterboarding is torture, you don't even know for a fact that we do torture people. Beyond that, if you are certain that someone has the information, why not torture them? If I know Abdullah planted a bomb in Building X, you'd better bet your goddamn Iron Cross that I'm gonna torture him.
"This sends a convincing messages to the world, 'we are still under attack but we don´t act as a drunken cowboy in a salon anymore'."
I don't think we ever acted like that; besides, as the cowboy (the real cowboy, not the George W. Bush type) is a national heroic archetype, much in the mold of the Viking, or Charlemagne to a German.
Second, care for your allies:
"Don´t try threat or intimidate them that never worked out."
Show me where we have ever intimidated an ally, or threatened.
"Gather reliable facts on terroristic activitaties and do never show up at the UN with a "i-am-a-fucking-liar-but-my-boss-forces-me-too-do-that-face" and lie about WMDs, again."
That's like me saying "Hey Miro, stop taking it up the butt, and don't ever lie to your parents about being a homosexual again."
"Support islamic culture in your own country, encourige them to reform and emanzipate from the arabic influence"
This coming from a guy whose country, when polled this week, responded 65% in favor of outlawing the hijab, the burqua, and any other face or head veils for Islamic women. And from the guy whose neighboring eurotrash country banned said scarves and veils today.
Ask any Muslim in America, and they will tell you that for all its faults there is NOWHERE a muslim would rather be. Try getting a Turk in Berlin to say the same thing about Germany. There's a reason all Turkish ethnic films from Germany are about how depressing it is to live there, and how hate-filled your people are.