112. you set your alarm early just to see if England has replied before you finalize your moves
113. you compare your relationship(s) with your girlfriend(s) to those of other countries...back stabbing, lying, making sure you look like the best opinion
114. you actually took time to read this whole thread
115. the entire time you were thinking of something to reply to this thread
116. the only colors you recognize are those on the map
117. you know the keyboard shortcut to refresh a page, because of this site (oh, Germany. wont you reply? i know your online...)
118. the first three things you do when you get on the computer are check facebook, check the movies that you are downloading, and check phpdip. then you can start to work on the paper that is due in 3 hours
119. phpDip. is a bookmark on your web browser...even though you know the site by heart
120. you are convinced that you can get from Syria to St.P in the same amount of time as it takes to get from Kiel to Denmark
121. whenever you talk about St.P, Spain, or Bulgaria, you naturally place (nc) or (sc) at the end. then your friends look at you weird
122. you forget that there are in fact, more than 7 countries in Europe
123. you freak out when your internet goes out and you are waiting for a reply from Italy
124. you have considered actually buying a real diplomacy board... but you dont know 6 other people to play with
125. you know the true meaning of strength in numbers
126. sometimes you put the t.v. on mute just so you can think harder about how to perfectly manipulate Austria
127. you can type full length paragraphs on diplomacy, but your term paper that you have been working on for 3 weeks has only your name and class on it
128. you realized that you were going to bed an hour and a half ago, but you wanted to see what would happen after you finalized your moves
129. you just realized that you put more work into this threat than anything else you did today
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So I'm listening to Charlie Parker,
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