Pathetic, Vash. Allow me to narrate my death:
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President Vash looked up from the table. He stared into the eyes of Bo, who was visibly shaking. "I'm afraid to die," Bo said without averting his glare at the President.
"That's too bad," President Vash said. "This is the greatest republic in the history of the world, the United States of America. We voted for your death. I'm sorry."
With that, President Vash raised his gun, but as he was about to do so, Bo shed his skin and showed his reptilian form, but Bo was not just any reptile. As the skin tore off and the scales grew, Bo's head morphed and it reached the ceiling, and then it broke through. And then it broke the ceiling of the next floor up. And the next.
"No, it can't be," said ghug.
"How is this possible?" said PJ.
"HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL!" said WD.
After a moment of stunned silence, the government looked at each other and said in unison - "Godzilla!"
As the members of the government ran to the secret Cold War bomb shelter in the basement, Godzilla reaked havoc on the town. He destroyed buildings, took down houses, ate a few babies and spit them out - in pieces.
Seeing the destruction, President Vash decided he could cower in fear no longer. "Bo_zilla," he shouted at the raging beast. "Over here!"
As the reptilian monstrosity turned its ugly head toward the President, he aimed his weapon. "Take this!"
As the President pulled the trigger, just once, he smiled. His ammo buried itself in Bo_zilla's mouth, and he shrieked in happiness as he chewed on the chocolatey, peanut butter goodness known to the humans as Snickers. "You get a little scummy when you're hungry," Vash said with a grin.
Before long, Bo_zilla was begging like a dog for more. He would sit, crushing the pavement as he did so. He would roll over, undoubtedly toppling a telephone pull as he did so. Nonetheless, he was bound to President Vash.
Maniac, as a former bodyguard, took this opportunity and planted a syringe into Bo_zilla's massive tail. Cyanide poured through the blue blood of giant beast, and slowly Bo_zilla collapsed in all of his ugly glory.
BO_SOX48 has died, he was GODZILLA, A REPTILIAN.
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Bye.