"Riiight. Scam Newton has his father shop him around SEC schools for 200K and Scam doesn't get touched. In Bush's case, his step-father allegedly had discussions with a family friend who had agreed to represent Bush in the NFL. USC gets the hammer, with Bush's games being vacated even prior to the alleged transgressions. Auburn gets away scot free. Scam Newton was kicked out of Florida for academic cheating, no punishment whatsoever."
There's certainly an argument that Southern Cal's punishments were excessive, but per the NCAA's established rules it's on Southern Cal to ensure shit like this doesn't happen:
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jun/09/sports/la-sp-usc-20100610
'The NCAA investigation began in March 2006, when reports surfaced that Bush's mother, brother and stepfather had lived in a San Diego-area home that was owned by a would-be marketer who planned to be part of a group that represented Bush when he turned pro.
The Mayo inquiry began in May 2008 after a former associate told ESPN that Mayo received cash and other benefits from Rodney Guillory, an event promoter who helped guide Mayo to USC.'
Come to USC, and we'll give you cash and your family a house and we'll get you an agent before you even leave school!
Meanwhile, as for Auburn:
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7093495/ncaa-finds-no-major-violations-auburn-regarding-cam-newton
There's a distinct difference in these cases. Bush and his family actually *received* improper benefits. Newton and his family, as best the NCAA could find, did not. His dad shopped him out, and whether or not he knew about it is up for debate; officially he didn't, but I'd agree that it's hard to believe he wouldn't know. In any case, his skills were apparently shopped out to MISSISSIPPI STATE and not Auburn, so of course Auburn is cleared.
"Your joke of an LSU program had several major violations and all they got was a self-imposed scholarship reduction."
http://www.nola.com/lsu/index.ssf/2011/07/lsu_football_major_recruiting.html
You know why we got such fewer penalties? The guy who was recruited illegally never played a down for LSU. It was kinda similar to USC's case in that an individual actor for LSU assisted a player in getting improper benefits...
except where USC turned a blind eye to it while their player, who btw won the Heisman and a national title for USC, LSU didn't let him play a down, dismissed him and imposed penalties on itself. USC did none of these and rode their illegal player to the height of college football. Of course LSU got lighter punishments than USC...
"UNC wasn't forced to vacate games played by their ineligible players."
Not part of the SEC.
"Alabama received less harsh punishment when they were found to have had multiple players get paid off by boosters, including six figure payments to two key recruits. They were found to have been guilty of 10 major violations."
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2002-02-01-alabama-violations.htm
They were an inch away from the death penalty. They got worse punishments than USC did.
"USC didn't buy shit. USC wasn't involved with the Bush infractions. Neither were any boosters. Bush did not attend USC because of payments. The payments, rather, were inducements to get Bush to *leave* USC. The NCAA made the asinine conclusion that Bush's job which was approved by the NCAA at the time he had it constituted an "illegal benefit" after they suddenly decided to call Bush's employer a "booster". Why the fuck USC lost 30 scholarships because of the independent actions of one player is beyond me, especially since the alleged payments didn't even benefit USC to begin with."
Drop the double standard, dude. I know you hate everything about the South for no justifiable reason, but you're clamoring for the SEC schools to get punished like USC did for lesser* violations and then saying USC should have been let off the hook.
*: not referring to Alabama, which got greater punishments for greater infractions
"USC just smashed a team playing in the Pac-12 title game 50-0. USC has a better QB and receivers than anybody LSU has played against. Certainly LSU struggled (or didn't impress) against the one quality QB they played all season - Geno Smith."
God, your ignorance is astounding. LSU literally JUST got through beating a team with an offense as talented as USC at QB and WR by 24

. The defense just held a thousand-yard receiver to 2 catches for 27 yards.
And there's superstar talent everywhere. I would be confident putting money down that everyone getting significant playing time on the defensive line and in the secondary, assuming their careers don't go down the drain or they get hurt or something, will be in the NFL in some capacity.
Finally the fact that you think Geno fucking Smith is better than Darron Thomas and Tyler Wilson says miles about your (lack of) understanding of college football. You say they "didn't impress" even though they beat WVU by 26

on the road, and you've kept the one good number he had all game around as though it proves LSU's defense is suspect.
Smith: 38/65, 463 yards, 58.5%, 2 TDs, 2 INTs, 7.1ypa, 122.3 rating
Yeah, 463 yards... against a prevent defensive scheme which is designed to give up yards but not allow points. Considering WVU had 21, and LSU had 47, I'd say that worked pretty well. And on 65 attempts? His 7.1ypa is a whole 1.2ypa behind his season average, a 15% dropoff. Season high in INTs, season low in passer rating. That ain't strugglin'.
"And before you point out that UNC isn't in the SEC. I'm aware. The double standard extends to all southern schools, where if you're not cheating you're apparently not trying."
And now you're just being a moron. You start by going "SEC SCHOOLS GET UNFAIR ADVANTAGE IN VIOLATION BAAAAWW" and then, realizing your case is bunk, sneak in an ACC school and go "NCAA WUBS THE SOUTH AND ITS NOT FAIR BAAAAW," in the process completing undoing the fact that you were arguing about the SEC, not the South, in the first place.
Seriously, why in the world are you so envious of the SOUTH, for the love of God, that you hold this unjustifiable vendetta against them in literally the only thing they gave going for them? It just blows my mind that you'd go to such lengths to try and make the SEC this evil monster when it's clearly not just to hate on one of the most unfortunate accidents to ever grace Western history.