assuming 44 was figles' post 45. You never understand how traveling on land could be faster than traveling on sea

46. You develop a sense of paranoia around people from Austria.

47. You refuse to acknowledge the world outside of Europe.

48. When you argue with your wife and you suggest you DMZ the kitchen and she looks blank.

49. You check back every 5 minutes until that crucial reply from Germany comes through, you confirm, and check in every 5 minutes til they confirm again!!!! lol, well for a couple of my games it's been like that anyway.

50 You think Risk is for children (flame war incoming!)

51. You don't start a flame war over hearing someone say Risk is for children.

52. What you do becomes the opposite of what you say :P

53. You think your relationship with your girlfriend is lacking in diplomacy.

54. You cant stop thinking: "Is this the right time to stab his back".

55. You believe that no one believe a word you say.

56. You forget that Poland is a real country.
57. You think the only way to travel from Tunis to Syria is via a water route.
58. You try to find stalemate lines on a Risk board.
59. You try to find stalemate lines on a SCRABBLE board!
60. You think that it takes 18 units to conquer Europe when it actually requires OVER NINE THOUSAND

61. You tell the teacher that you need to check an important email during class but instead checked diplomacy.

62. You have closed an instant messaging system with your girlfriend so you can concentrate on saying just the right thing to that idiot Austria.
63. You no longer think France is worthless, but you do think Italy is.
64. You have taken at least an extra two hours to finish your paper because you were logged onto Diplomacy.
65. You think jokes involving turn of the century European power politics are funny.
66. You are surprised when your friends don't.
67. You do not acknowledge the existence of airplanes.
68. The days leading up to a guaranteed win are some of the best ever, even if everything else going on sucks.
69. You don't find it too odd that England controls Iceland in 1901 but France doesn't own Corsica and Italy doesn't own Sardinia.
70. You've considered multiaccounting just to see if you could get away with it.

62. When they send you to a full day class from work, without Internet, and in the hour you have for lunch, you go to a internet place instead.

On my defense, we had breakfast at 10.30 and a snack at 16.30

Ok,

71. When they send you to a full day class from work, without Internet, and in the hour you have for lunch, you go to a internet place instead.

72. You start applying your Diplomacy strategies to real life, and are disturbed at how well they actually work.

73. You cancel a vacation because there won't be internet access.
74. You get the promotion by lying and backstabbing a more qualified/senior co-worker.

75. being able to come up with 50+ ways to know you play to much diplomacy

76. you have an account on this site

lol, I've done #72 before.

Let's see, I do # 3, 13, 29, 30, 31, 49, 50, 51, 60 (technically, 18 ARMIES would conquer europe if they were big enough), 64, 65, 70, 75

76. Counting which one of these things you actually follow

77. Following more than one of these things.

79. checking the form every minute to see if this has been updated

i ve shown signs of about 35 out of 77. am i bad doctor?

80. First thing you do when you wake up is diplomacy, and the last thing before sleep.

Airborne, I must honestly say that this is an awesome thread. Thank you for the brilliant idea, and I'm glad that only 77 of the 79 things apply to me. That should provide enough evidence that I'm not entirely addicted to this game.

81. Forgot the stove was on while checking diplomacy...and had to grab a fire extinguisher before dialing 911.

82. You forget how strange "support hold" sounds in everyday conversation.