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Thucydides (864 D(B))
10 Apr 16 UTC
Thucy's radical left club
No tankies
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Al Swearengen (0 DX)
11 Apr 16 UTC
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Censorship is Lame
Censorship is lame and this board has gone downhill.

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steephie22 (182 D(S))
07 Apr 16 UTC
Results of Ukraine-Referendum in The Netherlands.
A referendum was held about the pending association treaty between the EU and Ukraine. My country is the only country that hasn't agreed yet, because of a referendum with the unofficial outcome: "no" to the treaty. Some 32% voter turnout.
I voted "yes" and the general thought is that many people voted "no" against the EU in general, with Ukraine as collateral.
Thoughts?
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brainbomb (290 D)
10 Apr 16 UTC
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The Right to Bear Arms - A Repudiation
So it turns out that the right to bear arms was actually only intended insofar as the usage by paramilitary militia groups in the event of a prolonged and protracted occupation by an enemy. The modern day interpretation of our gun laws is a fallacy perpetrated by the gun lobby to keep people dying, and keep their coffers flowing.
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MoscowFleet (129 D)
10 Apr 16 UTC
Multiple coasts question
So in a live gunboat game, as Austria I had armies in Serbia and Rumania, and a fleet in Greece. So I set my orders for Gre-Bul (SC) supported by both Ser and Rum.
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leon1122 (190 D)
09 Apr 16 UTC
I can't be racist because I'm not white.
https://youtu.be/8eTWZ80z9EE?t=3m33s

In response to "you're racist" (rough quote)
--Putin
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Tolstoy (1962 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
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Higher Education Is Morally and Financially Bankrupt
Thought this would be of interest here.

http://thewalrus.ca/pass-fail/
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orathaic (1009 D(B))
10 Apr 16 UTC
Racialisation theory
Going deeper than rascism = discrimination + power...

http://youtu.be/BGIetWAds6A (posting a seperate thread because i don't want to get involved in the mess of arguements on the thread which inspired this)
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Pompeii (638 D)
09 Apr 16 UTC
Is there a place for Diplomacy statistics?
I've been casually reading through Richard Sharp's "The Game of Diplomacy" and he keeps referencing statistics he got from somewhere. I know the book is very dated but I was curious as to if there was still somewhere I could find these statistics and if they've been kept up to date.
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
09 Apr 16 UTC
Cream and Sugar
Hello everyone,

I'm looking for two more players for a gunboat game with some close friends. PM me for password. gameID=177136
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
09 Apr 16 UTC
Is it possible to have exactly one electron sent through an electric circuit somehow?
What I ideally want is two power sources which send one electron each at the same time into one single electric circuit, observing which route is taken (indirectly).
Thoughts on whether this is possible? Thoughts on how to do this?
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terry32smith (0 DX)
09 Apr 16 UTC
Please join live Euro diplo game @ 11:45am EST
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=177362
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d-rock (650 D)
09 Apr 16 UTC
Fast empire gunboat
14 hour deadlines. Anonymous gunboat. Join now
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=177249
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c0dyz (100 D)
08 Apr 16 UTC
How statistically possible is it to only get France or Turkey when you play on classic?
Throughout my 20 or so games that I have played, I have been France and Turkey a disproportionate amount of times. I'm not complaining, it just seems weird. In 2 recent games that just started, I drew Turkey in one, and France in another.
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
08 Apr 16 UTC
Replacement player wanted for new game
I am looking for someone to take over Italy in gameID=177173. The game is effectively brand new. I will unpause it as soon as you join.
Thank you,
~webDiplomacy Moderator
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Heffomite (1023 D)
08 Apr 16 UTC
Fall of American Empire
Anyone know why this variant requires a much higher percentage of centers for solo than standard?
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captainmeme (1713 DMod)
08 Apr 16 UTC
Reddit Robin
Did anyone else participate in the Reddit April Fools' Robin?

I was part of the group that broke it and we were rewarded with a subreddit.
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Al Swearengen (0 DX)
07 Apr 16 UTC
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Free Draugnar
The forums are dull without him.

Sorry for partying!
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brainbomb (290 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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So I met this girl
She is moderately attractive, and plays board games. She is very close to my age and is a soil scientist. I was thinking I would play it slow and do the whole friendzone thing for a while intentionally but with an M. Night Shamalyan twist at some point and I surprise her with a new board game we can play or something.
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Smokey Gem (154 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
Petra to nabatea in Ancient
Why cant you move this with a fleet ??
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CommanderByron (801 D(S))
07 Apr 16 UTC
question
how do i view all past PMs both sent and received
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Jamiet99uk (898 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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Bad Jokes
I am not funny.

Therefore it's no surprise that I enjoy bad jokes, especially short ones. Post yours here and only here!
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fourofswords (415 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
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how do catch a unique rabbit?
You neak up on him.
biophil (773 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
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Guy walks into a tailor's shop holding a pair of pants. Tailor says "Euripides?" Guy says "yeah. Eumenides?"
Smokey Gem (154 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
3 baby goats walk into a bar and order some beers.

"I cant serve you , your just kids" says the bartender.
kasimax (243 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
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A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”

The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”

And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”
KingCyrus (511 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
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Two muffins are in an oven. The first says, 'Wow, it's really hot in here.'

The other screams, 'Auggghhhh a talking muffin!!!'
Halls of Mandos (1019 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
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Why did the boy cry?
- he dropped his ice cream cone

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?
- he got hit by a bus
What's blue and looks like grass?

-grass, I was lying about the blue part.
What happened when the Titanic hit the iceberg?
It hit the iceberg.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walked into a bar, and all of them said, "Ow!" at the same time.
brainbomb (290 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
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My win : games played ratio.

(drum roll)
JamesYanik (548 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
Some people think they're clever with the puns they make. Cheap little puns. They have puns about things that are horrible, like the holocaust, and they have stupid puns, maybe about... Birds!

well... toucan play at that game -.-
A drum and two cymbals fall off a cliff.
Peregrine Falcon (9010 D(S))
04 Apr 16 UTC
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I like this one better:
Three elephants fall off a cliff. Two hit the ground, and one hits the water.
@OS27
did they make a sound falling of the cliff if nobody was around?
Ogion (3882 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to light the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine parts
KingCyrus (511 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
A chemist, a biologist, and a statistician go hunting. The chemist takes a shot at a deer and misses 10 feet to the right. The biologist misses 10 feet to the left. The statistician jumps up and yell, "You hit it!"
OutsideSmoker27 (204 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlVTbBPCtk
KingCyrus (511 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
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Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
KingCyrus (511 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
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Saw a rather specific military one, but I thought it was hilarious:

WHAT DO WE WANT???
LOW FLYING NAVAL AIR SUPPORT FLYBY NOISES!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT???
NNNNNYYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Drummer Man (2767 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
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What's fuzzy and will kill you if it falls from a tree?
A pool table.
TrPrado (461 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
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3 men walk into a bar. You'd expect at least one to have seen it.
tvrocks (388 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
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My friend handed me his epipen right before he died. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Jamiet99uk (898 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
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Oh I've got one...

Did you hear about the lizard who couldn't get it up?

He had a reptile dysfunction.
Litter Picker (100 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
A man goes to the doctor, and drops his pants to reveal a steering wheel growing down there.
"Get rid of this for me, Doc, it's driving me nuts."
biophil (773 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
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A baby seal walks into a club.



What a tragedy.
Octavious (2802 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
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Time to revive the much neglected genre of bad jokes that is academic book & journal titles.

Rabbi hunting with dogs: The role of typos in anti-semitism
Jamiet99uk (898 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
I like that.
Litter Picker (100 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
Yeah, that should be "Rabbi, hunting with gods."
Putin33 (111 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
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Nature Communication's Chemical Processes in the Deep Interior of Uranus was interesting
this thread is reason we need dislikes

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Halls of Mandos (1019 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
New Guy
Hi, I'm breaking in a new player, who I know in real life. So any other noobs who want to play...
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Fink The Scheming (200 D)
20 Mar 16 UTC
Ghost Ratings
I know it takes a lot of work to do, but I would really like to see the ghost ratings update. If you guys could make it happen I would appreciate it. Thank you.
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pjmansfield99 (100 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
PJ Gunboat (the return)
As above, below!
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
04 Apr 16 UTC
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It's April right?
Because we're getting a foot of snow in Cambridge right now.


why.
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Thucydides (864 D(B))
05 Apr 16 UTC
Chapo Trap House
Get out of here with your weak tea liberals

https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house
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uclabb (589 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
It's About Time For Another Laptop Thread
Looking for some advice on buying a new laptop.
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KingCyrus (511 D)
15 Mar 16 UTC
Nation Simulator- MkII
It is that time again - to see how the citizens of webDip would run a country. Let's plan on starting after the Mafia game, but we can get our ducks in a row now. We will need a volunteer(s) to help run the show. This could take some amount of knowledge and dedication, as well as an unbiased nature. Please respond if you are interested in helping or participating.
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
17 Mar 16 UTC
Help Valis make yet more poor decisions
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