I'm glad that you've established such a concern, as I've been highly dissatisfied with the performance of my ordinary right club. It is becoming more unwieldy each passing day, and its effectiveness at stunning hooligans, hoodlums, and heretics simply isn't what it used to be. Indeed, just last night I attempted to smash a window in a vehicle (my own, I assure you, to retrieve a set of keys that I had inadvertently allowed to remain in the ignition). I had to strike at least four blows with my current club in order before the offending glass would give way. My dearest wife suggested that perhaps the thickness of the glass was most to blame for my troubles, but I assured her that I rather thought not.
I would be happy to become a customer and consumer of this radical left club. I fear the my right-handedness may prove a weakness, but perhaps you purvey a similar product for those who share my handicap, antithetical though it may be to the name you have announced? More importantly, I hope that your radical left club offers a substantial material improvement over my current club, made of willow. I would hope in particular for steel, or at a minimum iron (in a curtained arrangement, if possible, so as to increase the club's strength even further). I cannot, unfortunately, accept either aluminum or aluminium, as both would simply not be cricket.
Thucy's radical left club
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