Day 1 Vote Count
krellin (3): pjmansfield99, ILN,
Squigs44 (5): ghug, semck83, y2kjbk, krellin, WardenDresden
ILN (1):guak
Chaqa(1): Maniac
y2kjbk(4): Squiggs44, Chaqa, uclabb, bo_sox48
No Vote:Captainmeme.
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"Okay," started President Vash, "You all made your cases, now it is time to take action." The President stood up, whipping out his boomstick and pointing at our of the men at the table, "YOU THERE!" All the eyes at the table followed the path of the President's eyes and ended up looking at Squiggs.
"He does seem awfully cold, " said ghug, "Almost in human." Suddenly Squigs was apprehended by semck and Warden
"Well, there is only one way to find out," Vash carressed his shotgun lovingly, smiling at Squigs, "Any last words, and please be truthful"
"YOU WANT THE TRUTH....YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" cried Squigs.
"Please, what is the truth Squigs44"
"Well, you know how my name Squigs, sounds a lot like Squid."
"Yes" replied Vash
"Well, that's because a am a squid, a mollusk, not a reptile or a mutant."
"Very interesting, but not good enough" President Vash smiled
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM A MOLLUUUUUUUSK!"cried Squigs.
Vash pumped him full of lead, and he fell.The official looked down and realized the color of the blood, red. "It seems he was human. What this?" The President reached into Squigs pocket and pulled out a tablet of LSD. "Looks like he was human, if a bit eccentric"
"Well it seems like "we're going to need," Vash began as he took out a pair of sunglasses and rested them on his eyes, "A FEW GOOD MEN."
Squigs44 Has died he was Col. Jessep, A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL.
"Anyway, we should get on with this, right captain....captain" They were all shocked to find his seat empty. "WHERE IS HE?" cried Vash.
"I think I found him" said Chaqa with disgust. The officials soon saw why, Captainmeme's head was bashed in against the wall, blood and brains were spilled on the floor. It was horrible, vile, digusting, horrible, heinous, grisly, gruesome and horrible. "A lizard must have snuck away and killed him while Squiggs was dying of lead poisoining.
"Agreed," said Vash "this is mad world, we live in. You know what my daddy used to tell me, 'Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.'
And then, suddenly, the lights went out.
CAPTAINMEME has died, he was A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL.
Night has begun. It will end tommorow at 7:00 P.M EDT.