The one I'm not buying?
"Guns are necessary for defense/Guns protect me from the government" or any permutation of that commonly repeated trope.
I don't buy it NOT because it isn't a valid point, but rather because the extent to which guns are worshiped and placed upon such a pedestal doesn't mesh with those rationales.
To put it quite simply--in principle, as someone who can't imagine ever owning a gun, YES, I AGREE WITH YOU, guns theoretically can help you defend yourself and yes, gun ownership to a certain extent protects civilians...I don't think it's a "We must all own rifles or the President will become King George III" situation, but I agree in theory that it's probably good in principle at least that gun ownership in a free society not be banned.
THAT BEING SAID:
You do NOT need an AK-47 or AR-15 for defense.
I'm sorry.
You do not.
Period.
I will buy that carrying a handgun might help protect you...there's data out there to suggest that's dangerous as well, but at least there are also stories of handguns being used in actual self-defense as well, so yes, I'll buy that, within reason.
Tell me, when was the last time you heard of a civilian walking around downtown LA or NYC toting an AR-15 for "defensive" purposes?
So I'm sorry, I don't buy that you need those for defense...and to answer the point that will surely come up, YES, more handguns kill than automatics, but the point is to put a DENT in gun violence, not eliminate it altogether...gun violence will never go away, but that doesn't mean we can't take action to limit the amount who suffer by it--
If X amount die by handguns and Y amount die by automatics, and Y's figures go down, then the total sum of X + Y = Dead goes down (at least in theory.)
Some gun owner friends bring up the tired cliche "Well, people use steak-knives/cars/fertilizer to kill, why don't we ban those as well, HMMM?"
To which I say:
Steak-knives, cars, and fertilizer kill when MIS-used, killing is, well, a primary function of a gun.
That's an Argument from the Absurd, it's below your abilities, please stop using it, it makes you and your position look all the weaker and more ill-thought out for it.
Anyway...
My point stands--I'll buy that certain handguns under certain regulations CAN protect you...so what's with the AR-15s and AK-47s? Do you NEED weapons that are approaching a military-grade capability to defend yourselves against muggers?
Which is when Point #2 kicks in...ie, "We need protection from the government," to which I say...
First of all, don't you think that makes you sound just a teeny bit paranoid...and before someone drags this thread down with another "Hitler did ___!" diatribe, please realize that you cannot compare every single last thing or person on earth you disagree with to Hitler...I dislike Roland Emmerich for that idiocy known as "Anonymous," but I don't go around comparing his ludicrous movies to Third Reich propaganda.
If you REALLY feel the government has it in for you in such a way...
1. Please realize the egotism inherent in your statement and
2. Please realize you sound like a tin foil-wearing conspiracy nut
I love Orwell as much as anyone, but claiming the Western World is akin to his Oceania is, well, rather sad, and claiming a slippery slope is, well, self-defeating, you can do that for anything and in any capacity for any argument.
The government is not out to get you.
Quite frankly, the government and the corporate system it's connected into in the Western world have a pretty sweet deal going, and it'd be rather foolish of them to mess it up...and besides all that, believe it or not, you're NOT that important, and Barack Obama isn't going to show up at your doorstep demanding you pay an extra tax on your sugar and tea.
I make this allusion again as if I were to guess, this is part of the problem:
America was founded on a rebellion, and as the pen and sword (or musket) went hand in hand in the Revolution we had, not to mention on the frontier, it's been deified in American culture ever since.
To which I have to reiterate--guns are a tool, NOT a virtue, and every year ISN'T 1776 again...you're not Minutemen. That conflict is over. The impetus and social order which motivated that conflict is over.
Please move on, and please move past that defense of military-grade weapons for civilian use--
"A well-regulated militia being necessary for the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
There's the 2nd Amendment, so deified it approaches the level of 2nd Commandment for some, it seems...
If you ARE intent on owning a military-grade weapon, answer me this--
ARE you forming "a well-regulated militia?"
OR are you holing up with a cache in your tool shed?
The 2nd allows you arms for a militia-style use...not for vigilantism.
To give a scene from not Shakespeare, not Shaw, not Milton but (gasp!) POP CULTURE...
This is rather like the opening of "The Dark Knight" with all the fake, vigilante, hockey-pad-wearing "Batmans" carrying guns and acting out justice in place of the genuine Batty article.
So, to paraphrase that movie...
Why should the military be allowed such weapons and not you?
They're not wearing hockey pads...nor are the holed up in a tool shed thinking President Obama's coming after them.
Why?
Why do you value guns so MUCH?
I value Shakespeare, opera, poetry, free inquiry, empiricism, The Enlightenment...
But none of these things have the potential to KILL anyone, let alone many thousands.
Thousands in America do NOT die of wounds inflicted from paper-cuts reading Hamlet...
There might be some mental anguish amongst those trying desperately to fathom why their teachers are making them read a story written 400 years ago about a dude who talks funny, treats his girlfriend like shit, and probably is just a tad too close to his mommy and too in love with his daddy...but that's their problem. ;)
I'll even reach across the aisle here--
I don't think it's any secret I'm not a fan of the Bible...or the Abrahamic Religions...
Or that I find the Bible sexist, racist, endorsing authoritarianism and laughably wrong scientifically...
Or that I I take D.H. Lawrence's assessment of Shakespeare (great phrases but terrible people) and apply it as my own stance on much of the Bible's literary merits...
But while I'm obviously strongly opposed to most of the ideas expressed in the Bible in some form or another and chafe at their influencing public policy--ie, being used as justification to keep gays from marrying or mandating "Creation Science" be taught alongside, well, real science in schools--AT LEAST I *GET* where the whole passion for the matter comes from...
I disagree vehemently, but I GET why so many people take so much value from the Bible and thus want to defend it and draw from it.
I GET IT.
I DO *NOT* get why there's the same level of deification and indeed glorification for guns.
I DO NOT get why they are clutched to with that same level of devotion as one would the Bible or their most intimate, preciously valued secular readings and values.
I can get someone wanting to celebrate a Jesus figure...
I can get someone wanting to celebrate (for irony's sake) John Lennon...
I DO NOT get why you want to celebrate a cold killing machine.
AT LEAST Jesus was (mostly-kinda-sorta) a pacifist, peaceful man...I can understand valuing a peaceful man, albeit a flawed peaceful man.
WHY celebrate, defend, romanticize or glorify what is the very antithesis of such a man or such an ideal, namely, a cold, uncaring, inhuman killing machine?
(And first one to give the old "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" shtick gets a smack in the face...when they announce the cause of death for a shooting, they DON'T say "people," do they? Further, if people kill people and not guns...why do you need your guns to protect you from others...surely if people are the cause of death and not guns you don't need the gun? Surely if guns don't kill people but people kill people King Obama III won't be touting guns when he comes to perform that government takeover of all of America from freedom to baseball to apple pie so many have been droning on about since we dared elect a black man to the White House...)
Just a simple question--
Why? ;)