Hi my name is Fuzzyhartle1. I like to eat fish.

Well, first of all I have to ask for a clarification of the rules. Who decides whether a sentence has a grammatical error?

Mitt namn är Jonathan och jag tycker om att spela Diplomacy. Jag gillar också sex, men bara med djur. Djur är som människor fast mycket coolare och snyggare. De har päls och skit. Det är fantastiskt.

^- Completely correct Swedish. I dare you to prove me wrong.

The first person to point out the error gets a point. You win by getting 20 of said points. Does that make it clear?

Fuzzy, you lose. First of all your name does not have a capital "F". And secondly, there should be a comma after "Hi".

That was quick, fuzzyhartle1.
Will you start a grammar intolerance thread now?

One point to DiploMerlin. Vaftrudner, that's not fair. Also, this is fun. Keep trolling.

Well, that's not bad. I've already posted 3 times.

Vaftrudner is being perfectly fair. You denied DiploMerlin's request for clarification of the rules so Vaftrudner could only guess whether Swedish was allowed. Furthermore, you did not explain in what way was Vaftrudner unfair so here is my contribution: Z Brd plch pln skvrn prchl v trs chrp, frnkl vz vrch Smrk, zhltl čtvrthrst zrn, prv hrd vtrhl skrz strž v čtvrť Krč.

ulytau... Shouldn't there be a comma after "rules" in your second sentence? Just sayin'.

If I understand the rules correctly, I think I win. Is that correct?

Get out of my grain, ulytau!

Val... did you mean brain? Is that a misspelling?

No, you have one point. You need 19 more. However, when using numbers in a sentence it is proper to use the numeral for numbers greater than or equal to 10, and spell out numbers between zero and nine. Since you used the numeral "3" you lose. Finally, "sayin'" is not a valid word in any language. Sorry, ulytau, but you lose.

What would happen if someone makes an accusation of error that is not actually an error? Would that person be penalized?

There are certain gray areas for grammar such as the ending of sentences with prepositions that may or may not be incorrect grammar. How do we account for these?

The British, I believe, put punctuation outside quotations. Americans put punctuation on the inside. I assume we are tolerating both.

And the use of commas is also very vague. In Ulytau's post, for example, the use of a comma after "rules" would be optional. Who will decide if a comma is truly necessary?

DiploMerlin, small numerals should be spelled out.

Actually couldsoup, sayın in Turkish means "Dear...", as a polite form of address.

Here's another issue: the word "which" is thought by some to require a comma following it. For instance, Coldsoup's fourth rule uses the word without a comma after it. As far as I know, however, Microsoft Word (at least) would tell him that this is a grammatical error. Thoughts?

Coldsoup, if I remember correctly the Chicago Manual of Style suggests that all numerals up to 99 should be spelled out.

Exactly, there was no need for a comma in my previous post. I deliberately opted for the more ambiguous phrasing to catch the attention of DiploMerlin and force him to make an unbased claim that would strip him of his lead in this competition.

There is a fine line in "grammar" between a rule and a suggestion.

I suggest we hammer out this line here and now.

Vaftrudner, it's spelled "coldsoup" and you were supposed to wrap that word in commas from both sides.

Again, Ulytau, that particular comma is not necessary. He only needs the one after the name to form the appositive. He did misspell Coldsoup's name though, you're right about that.

Why is it that no one else is holding to the rule about two complete sentences?

Can someone please answer my questions? They weren't posed in jest.

This sentence is altogether grammatical. This one is as well. And, no, DiploMerlin, ulytau's comma was optional. In fact, including it would have changed the meaning of his sentence.

lol. Got me on the numbers. I disagree with the "just sayin'" call out though. It is entirely legitimate to abbreviate words with an apostrophe, and #justsayin' is trending on Twitter.

Oh, by the way, coldsoup is out because he said "5 times" in the rules. hahahahaha

That's not ungrammatical, DiploMerlin. It's just not preferred style. There's a difference.

I'm afraid this game will cease to be funny without fuzzyhartle1's further contributions. He has been spicing it up.

Sem... In that case, I'm not out?