And they call me a troll... ;-)

More to the point, how on earth do you choke down vegemite? It's thoroughly vile.

Lol this is a thread? Are we just supposed to bash Aussies or... is there something else to it?

I flew from LA to Australia once, and on the way back I ended up on this crazy island with a giant smoke monster.

Also, is it true that whenever you fire guns you miss because they bend the wrong way?

From Wikipedia:
Vegemite (pronounced /ˈvɛdʒɨmaɪt/ VEJ-ə-myet)[1][2] is a dark brown Australian food paste made from yeast extract. It is a spread for sandwiches, toast, crumpets and cracker biscuits, and filling for pastries. It is similar to British, New Zealand, and South African Marmite and to Swiss Cenovis.

Vegemite is made from used brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, and various vegetable and spice additives. It is salty, slightly bitter, and umami or malty — similar to beef bouillon. The texture is smooth and sticky. It is not as intensely flavoured as British Marmite and it is less sweet than the New Zealand version of Marmite.



Considering he was given a vegemite sandwich, it doesn't sound all that hard.

Australians have hairy feet which sticks vegetation underfoot a bit like velcro. In cities the beer liberally spilled by drunken ockers dries to a sticky coating that serves a similar purpose. In an emergency vegemite can be spread over your feet to create a similar bond. The Aussie greeting "G'day mate" questions the other person as to conditions underfoot, specifically have they "mated" that is got a grip on the ground. Aussies who have mated well are said to "have had a good root".

New Zealanders mate with sheep because the wool helps the sheep grip the ground v

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

Friendly Sword +1

An American tourist was brought into an Australian hospital after an auto accident. When he regained consciousness he asked, "Was I brought here to die?"
"No," said the Australian nurse, "you were brought here yesterdie."


I love Australians. :)

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FUCK YOU YANKS

I think i shall start a Bash American thread

Like your third world bashing, De Gaulle? :P

Pls tell me where i explicitly stated such a thing- paranoid Ava? All i said was Australia was A FIRST WORLD NATION... pls do not put words into my mouth

It's the thought that counts, De Gaulle.

Nope.... cos i never said such a thing... so go find something truthful to say Ava....
and i never even "thought" it btw:)

That's right...since when did ye Aussie's ever think anyway? :P

Just to be clear De Gaulle, I am a Canadian and Ghostmaker is a Brit... so um, just some commonwealth lovin, eh? ;)

The real question, however, is how do we in the northern hemisphere avoid falling off the globe?

That's clear. We use gravity.

Don't be silly, Conservative Man.

How do the people at the equator keep from being flung off?

Well, we just need to be careful not to slip, Conservative Man.

Least we manage to think of how to control our population, Ava- where's India in that regard ROFL

...and you come flying back with a comment that is way too severe for the light-hearted tone of the conversation.

De Gaulle, the only reason your countryside population is so small is because while we mate the normal way in India, y'all obviously have an affinity for sheep, which would explain the domestic wildlife population down there.

De Gaulle, the only reason your countrys population is so small is because while we mate the normal way in India, y'all obviously have an affinity for sheep, which would explain the domestic wildlife population down there.

De Gaulle. You are an idiot. You accuse Americans of the bashing but, so far, not a single "Yank" (your word fuckhead) has bashed. So either apologize to the innocents you so cussed out or go fuck yourself.