Your first option is what's happening to me so far. Living "sort of happy". I would prefer your second option.
Would you rather have beauty or brains?

You're both seriously disturbed...

Brains. No problem.

Would you rather listen to U2 with no band or no vocalist?

No vocalist.

Would you rather eat a live snail or a dead worm?

Dead worm...as long as it was freshly killed.

Would you rather marry someone significantly smarter than yourself or significantly dumber?

Significatly smarter.
Now,What can I ask? Would you rather sacrifice yourself to save the world, or wait till someone else will do it?

Sacrifice myself.

Would you rather spend a week with the Dalai Lama or with your favorite actor/ress knowing that with the latter you could have sex anytime you wanted.

If someones got to go to save the world then you might as well do it quickly with glory.

In a 2 V 2 diplomacy endgame would you rather be the weaker of the two countries from the winning alliance or the stronger of the two countries from the losing alliance?

Thread delay: oops.
I'll answer giapeep's with the actress and ask mine again.

(sidebar: wow, somebody makes it relevant to the site. Me thinks he's looking fer strategy, lol)

Although I would love some face time w/ the Dalai Lama, sex w/ Kate Beckinsale would be really tough to pass up on. Hello Kate.

Would you rather fall in a pit of snakes, or fall in a pit of tarantulas?

Stronger of the losers.

Have sex with a young and viril member of the same sex, or with an old and decrepit member of the opposite sex (reverse the roles if you're homosexual and Sicarius isn't allowed to answer this as he would just say both/all).

You were late LG. That was already answered.

Oh, and the tarantula's bite isn't all that poisonous unless you are allergic to it. Where as the snakes may be non-venomous or they may be deadly. I'd take the tarantulas any day.

Sp, back to the question:

Would you rather have sex with a young and viril member of the same sex, or with an old and decrepit member of the opposite sex (reverse the roles if you're homosexual and Sicarius isn't allowed to answer this as he would just say both/all).

and Draug, your double dipping, where's your question?

Old member of the opposite sex. As long as we're talking about like traditional sex lol.

Pretty sure, though there's no way to know, that your likely to get "traditional" (what ever that is) sex with a wrinkley... :) Where's your question thucy?

no legs so she could still hold onto me... still weird.
Sort of happy.
Brains.
No vocalist.
a dead worm.
signifigantly smarter.
wait for someone else to do it.
Dalia lama (i can always fantasize about my favourite females)
weaker of the stronger pair, given that a stab could turn me into the second strongest player in a 3 way game.
snakes.
old decrepit - though i'm assuming they are still capable of having sex...

Would you rather push the button by accident nuking your enemy, or not push the button and have your own country wiped out, while leaving the enemy alive?

not push the button

coke or pepsi?

Easy one. Coke.

In a game of Diplomacy, a trusted ally stabs you resulting in both your elimination and his own. Would you rather punch him in the face or the stomach?

in the stomach, I don't wanna cause permanent damage like knocking out a tooth. that would be counter-productive for future alliances.


would you rather ask questions or just answer them ?

Ask
would you rather play would you rather on web diplomacy or play diplomacy on webdiplomacy

Ask them.

Would you rather sleep all day (and miss work/class/whatever) or pull an all nighter and show up incredibly tired?

Whoops double post.

Play diplomacy. Same question as above.

I assume after an all-nighter? I would rather just sleep. If I don't, I piss off my boss/teacher AND I don't get any sleep. If I skip, at least one of us is happy.

If you had something to say, would you rather burn out or fade away?

fad e a w a y

diarrhea or constipation?

Depnding on what you were doing that night Like partying or just sitting around watching tv or doing homework

@denis: fail