25+ signs that you have been playing Diplomacy too much.
1. You believe Lepanto had to do with an Italian army landing in Syria
2. You are confused as to why Hitler didn’t use his army in Ukraine and Sevastopol to support Warsaw into Moscow.
3. You spend more time talking to Germany than your wife/girlfriend
4. You can have a shelf for your collection of Diplomacy variants
5. When you wear red you want to play as Austria, etc
6. You memorized every region positions, abbreviating, and properties
7. You finished two games in one day
8. You are playing more than 10 games
9. All your base are belong to us
10. You go to your history and the first 50 sites are diplomacy site
11. You have read all of the articles in the DP pouch
12. You are confused when you get to Tunis it’s called Tunisia
13. You claim the Russians are cheaters since they have boats on BOTH coast of St. Petersburg
14. Your surprised when France does not control Spain and Portugal
15. You went to court for attacking an Italian talking about Trieste
16. You have a framed photo of a nine fleet convoy
17. You have fallen asleep on your keyboard playing Diplomacy
18. You send your kids (armies) to take the neighbor’s yard (German SC) so you can build a new fleet(Cruise Ship)
19. You called up the German President warning him of France stab in Fall 2009 and suggest him to move his army to Munich.
20. None of your friends trust you
21. When you describe your trip to Europe F Mao-Bre, A Bre-Pic…
22. You wonder why didn’t Germany in WWI didn’t invade Denmark and Holland for the SCs
23. You are surprised when you hear rumors about people going into Switzerland
24. You insist in History class that Germany did win WWI and controlled 18 SCs
25. Your favorite number is 18
26. Insert you’re here!