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scallopz_rule (100 D)
23 Jun 09 UTC
So I'm listening to Charlie Parker,
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=11730
Bird of Paradise came on.
Join.
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WhiteSammy (132 D)
23 Jun 09 UTC
Somewhat Old School Humor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4qii8S3gw

Victor Borge was a comedian and conductor(musical) who seldom used vulgar language and still managed to make people laugh
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jodabomb24 (100 D)
23 Jun 09 UTC
PLEASE UNPAUSE THIS GAME!!!
We need this game unpaused. Everyone has voted except this one person, and he hasn't been on in almost two weeks. We need help! The game is http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=10029
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idealist (680 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
MODS. PLEASE DISBAND THIS GAME
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=11713&msgCountry=Global
many thing went wrong...many misunderstandings. we all vote to restart some other time. moderators, please disband this game
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Nietzsche (0 DX)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Live Game!!!!!!!
Come on I'm bored as hell, anybody up for a live game? Post inside if interested and we can figure out the details.
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Unpause
Can any mods unpause this game for me please? The original France was banned for probably multiaccounting and since then half the remaining people insisted on a draw and wouldn't unpause and have not logged on in two weeks. I don't have points to spare sunk into a dead end game. I'd rather it be unpaused then let them go into CD. The new France is active at least, not that it'll help lol

http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=11095
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Babak (26982 D(B))
18 Jun 09 UTC
My hiatus from PhP Dip and a few points about the crisis in Iran
Friends and Foes alike - those of you who are in my games will have noted that I have been hard to find these last few days. I have been busy organizing events here in DC and around the country with the "WHERE IS MY VOTE" grass-roots group. I will be back - but my return is heavily dependent on real-world events. Below is my take and how I think you can help...
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baron von weber (549 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Support holding??
If 2 units sup hold each other does that make the support in valid? I.e I had Kiel sup holding Mun and Mun sup holding Kiel. Mun was attacked by a unit supported by another and the move was succesfull.
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Knights Dawn (100 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
Worst pickup lines of all time?
Anybody got any ideas? I think this might be a fun forum to get some imagination brewing.
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Knights Dawn (100 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Has to be my personal favorite.
Rare Eagle (476 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
Did it hurt?? When you fell from heaven
orathaic (1009 D(B))
18 Jun 09 UTC
re: chloroform, that has one of the highest success rates (according to my studies at least... :P )
jasoncollins (186 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
re: chloroform success rates - perhaps only when using actual chloroform?
BarryChuckle (100 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
have you got any Irish in you? Would you like some?
Knights Dawn (100 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
Have you ever tasted a traditional Bavarian sausage? Do you want to?

Sorry Barry, I am Bavarian and had to twink it
Glorious93 (901 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"You'll do. "
Invictus (240 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"How much?"
jbalcorn (429 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
@G93 - ROTFLMAO
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
I think if you went up to a girl and said: "@G93 - ROTFLMAO" you'd be very unlikely to win her affections.
Glorious93 (901 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
You'd be surprised ;)
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot over here..." (Touch nearest shoulder.) "... or over here?" (Place hand on opposite shoulder. Leave it there.)
rlumley (0 DX)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"I am (Your name) of Borg. We will add our biological distinctiveness to your own. You will adapt to service me."

Extra points for being in costume.
Onar (131 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"Oi! Wanna make out?"
WhiteSammy (132 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"I wish you were a screen door"..... [Why?]
"So I can slam you all day long!"
Jamiet99uk (873 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
@rlumley: I would NOT want to be in a relationship with the kind of girl that line would work on.
figlesquidge (2131 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
figlesquidge (2131 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
One of my friends (a girl) recently got told:
"I think that dress would look great on my bedroom floor - Wanna find out?"
WhiteSammy (132 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
Invictus (240 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
That one works, WhiteSammy. I was surprised, but it worked.

"You're a chick, right?"
rlumley (0 DX)
18 Jun 09 UTC
@Jamiet: I totally would. :-) I am such a trekie.
WhiteSammy (132 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
invictus....

it really only works if she has a sense of humor and is able to laugh at the fact that that is a pretty lame pick-up line.

therefore its not the line that does the picking up, its the fact that you had the balls to publically embarass yourself in front of her that gets you the victory.
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
Invictus, you USED THAT LINE?
Friendly Sword (636 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
"Hey... I'm pretty sweet at drawing maps. Real, imaginary, artistic, anything you want.

Want to come back to my place to take at look at some of my best ones?"


I have tried this three times, (varying word order). Its success rate is 33%, but I think that the small test size may have led to an anomously large success percentage. :P
mapleleaf (0 DX)
18 Jun 09 UTC
I'm Rick James, bitch!(lick her face). Enjoy yourself.
WhiteSammy (132 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
mapleleaf....


thank you for that
and let me know if you ever manage to pull that off
Invictus (240 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
Is it still 2004 in Canada, mapleleaf?
Onar (131 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
If you knew how interested I am in you, I'd be pantless.
stratagos (3269 D(S))
18 Jun 09 UTC
"Hey baby, can I get some support from a convoy into your friend's port?"
Friendly Sword (636 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
Some of these are just a little too weird...

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idealist (680 D)
21 Jun 09 UTC
LIVE GAME...TONIGHT. see thread
dunecat, bishiofrome, razz, dibent, airborne, germ, jacob, crazyter
any of you guys free tonight?

everyone else please sign up. the above are ones i know who are active and are dying for a live game.!
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Scotsh (278 D)
21 Jun 09 UTC
Talking in Gunboat/No Press
Whats the policy about this.
Will mods/admins intervene if rules are broken for these variants or is it up to the players to deal with rule-breakers in those games?
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Submariner (111 D)
21 Jun 09 UTC
Multi account request
Is it possible to have multiple number of accounts?
I need them to set up multiple threads asking for multiple accounts because I understand that starting too many threads yourself is frowned upon.
Please Chrisp, please!
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zoofie (351 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
join me game!
join "faster game" 12 hour phase time and yes i will destroy you
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The General (554 D)
21 Jun 09 UTC
Question about the point system and rankings
more inside
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OmegaOm (100 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Can I make a support move from a new conquered province?
Can I make a support move from a new conquered province and still keep the province in Autum just before unit placement.
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djbent (2572 D(S))
22 Jun 09 UTC
if a country is CD
and they are eliminated, does it go on the players record as "eliminated" or "left"?
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Herbert (145 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Resign ?
Can we resign ? Or at least like leave the game ?
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Jamiet99uk (873 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Players needed
http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=11702

Low buy-in, starts in next few hours. Come join!
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jasoncollins (186 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Live games in general
There has to be some better way of setting up live games...
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airborne (154 D)
18 Jun 09 UTC
+25 signs that you have been playing too much Diplomacy
inside
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airborne (154 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Low points?
I'm having my worst losing streak ever on phpdiplomacy.
Did you have a low point too?
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laughomatic (100 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
1 hour game join now
Quick game 4 starts in less than an hour join for some fun
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germ519 (210 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
1 hr live game post here if you'll join
Starts as soon as 7 people post here. 10-15 min move phases 2-5 min retreat/build phase.
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Draugnar (0 DX)
22 Jun 09 UTC
A thread just for Matser_Diplofool...
No one except Master_Diplofool post here. Then he can argue with himself, keep this thread at the top (it's just one thread) and the intelligent people can actually have meaningful dialogues.
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FloatingLakes (5034 D)
21 Jun 09 UTC
Unpause World at War-9 please?
This game was paused due to a hacker, the only one needed to unpause has already finalized. Please unpause.
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idealist (680 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
MODS NEED PAUSE
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=11713

its an active game..and one of the guys is not here...we dont want anyone cheating. please pause
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T3h p0wn3r (100 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
Question
When we run out of points to join games may we then create another account?
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idealist (680 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
TWEAK...GET THE $#$$ OVER HERE
- dont blame me, requested by other 5 people =D
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jodabomb24 (100 D)
21 Jun 09 UTC
Ummmm...What's going on?
Has anyone ever had anything weird happen to them? Diplomacy-related or otherwise. This should make for some fun reading for all!

I'll go first. So we have this game, and we all voted for a draw. The GameMaster says, the vote will be acted on within five minutes. This was like 15 hours ago. What's going on?
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idealist (680 D)
22 Jun 09 UTC
ONE PERSON NEEDED FOR ACTIVE GAME!!


http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=11713
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