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Thucydides (864 D(B))
10 Apr 16 UTC
Thucy's radical left club
No tankies
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Al Swearengen (0 DX)
11 Apr 16 UTC
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Censorship is Lame
Censorship is lame and this board has gone downhill.

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steephie22 (182 D(S))
07 Apr 16 UTC
Results of Ukraine-Referendum in The Netherlands.
A referendum was held about the pending association treaty between the EU and Ukraine. My country is the only country that hasn't agreed yet, because of a referendum with the unofficial outcome: "no" to the treaty. Some 32% voter turnout.
I voted "yes" and the general thought is that many people voted "no" against the EU in general, with Ukraine as collateral.
Thoughts?
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brainbomb (290 D)
10 Apr 16 UTC
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The Right to Bear Arms - A Repudiation
So it turns out that the right to bear arms was actually only intended insofar as the usage by paramilitary militia groups in the event of a prolonged and protracted occupation by an enemy. The modern day interpretation of our gun laws is a fallacy perpetrated by the gun lobby to keep people dying, and keep their coffers flowing.
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MoscowFleet (129 D)
10 Apr 16 UTC
Multiple coasts question
So in a live gunboat game, as Austria I had armies in Serbia and Rumania, and a fleet in Greece. So I set my orders for Gre-Bul (SC) supported by both Ser and Rum.
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leon1122 (190 D)
09 Apr 16 UTC
I can't be racist because I'm not white.
https://youtu.be/8eTWZ80z9EE?t=3m33s

In response to "you're racist" (rough quote)
--Putin
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Tolstoy (1962 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
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Higher Education Is Morally and Financially Bankrupt
Thought this would be of interest here.

http://thewalrus.ca/pass-fail/
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orathaic (1009 D(B))
10 Apr 16 UTC
Racialisation theory
Going deeper than rascism = discrimination + power...

http://youtu.be/BGIetWAds6A (posting a seperate thread because i don't want to get involved in the mess of arguements on the thread which inspired this)
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Pompeii (638 D)
09 Apr 16 UTC
Is there a place for Diplomacy statistics?
I've been casually reading through Richard Sharp's "The Game of Diplomacy" and he keeps referencing statistics he got from somewhere. I know the book is very dated but I was curious as to if there was still somewhere I could find these statistics and if they've been kept up to date.
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
09 Apr 16 UTC
Cream and Sugar
Hello everyone,

I'm looking for two more players for a gunboat game with some close friends. PM me for password. gameID=177136
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
09 Apr 16 UTC
Is it possible to have exactly one electron sent through an electric circuit somehow?
What I ideally want is two power sources which send one electron each at the same time into one single electric circuit, observing which route is taken (indirectly).
Thoughts on whether this is possible? Thoughts on how to do this?
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terry32smith (0 DX)
09 Apr 16 UTC
Please join live Euro diplo game @ 11:45am EST
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=177362
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d-rock (650 D)
09 Apr 16 UTC
Fast empire gunboat
14 hour deadlines. Anonymous gunboat. Join now
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=177249
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c0dyz (100 D)
08 Apr 16 UTC
How statistically possible is it to only get France or Turkey when you play on classic?
Throughout my 20 or so games that I have played, I have been France and Turkey a disproportionate amount of times. I'm not complaining, it just seems weird. In 2 recent games that just started, I drew Turkey in one, and France in another.
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
08 Apr 16 UTC
Replacement player wanted for new game
I am looking for someone to take over Italy in gameID=177173. The game is effectively brand new. I will unpause it as soon as you join.
Thank you,
~webDiplomacy Moderator
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Heffomite (1023 D)
08 Apr 16 UTC
Fall of American Empire
Anyone know why this variant requires a much higher percentage of centers for solo than standard?
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captainmeme (1713 DMod)
08 Apr 16 UTC
Reddit Robin
Did anyone else participate in the Reddit April Fools' Robin?

I was part of the group that broke it and we were rewarded with a subreddit.
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Al Swearengen (0 DX)
07 Apr 16 UTC
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Free Draugnar
The forums are dull without him.

Sorry for partying!
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brainbomb (290 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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So I met this girl
She is moderately attractive, and plays board games. She is very close to my age and is a soil scientist. I was thinking I would play it slow and do the whole friendzone thing for a while intentionally but with an M. Night Shamalyan twist at some point and I surprise her with a new board game we can play or something.
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Smokey Gem (154 D)
06 Apr 16 UTC
Petra to nabatea in Ancient
Why cant you move this with a fleet ??
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CommanderByron (801 D(S))
07 Apr 16 UTC
question
how do i view all past PMs both sent and received
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Jamiet99uk (898 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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Bad Jokes
I am not funny.

Therefore it's no surprise that I enjoy bad jokes, especially short ones. Post yours here and only here!
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Jamiet99uk (898 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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I'm particularly fond of this one:

What's red and hurts your teeth?

A brick!
kasimax (243 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

cancer.
Jamiet99uk (898 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?
Jamiet99uk (898 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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I wouldn't pay to have a potato on my face.
fiedler (1293 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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wjessop.

wjessop lecturing people on behavior/politics/religion/diplomacy.
Jamiet99uk (898 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
There is no "Wjessop". There never was. You mean "Sargmacher".
Smokey Gem (154 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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"Trump wins Election "

Actually that's a bedtime horror story not a joke..
Zybodia (355 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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Finally, a thread I can relate to.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!
KingCyrus (511 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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Why did little Susie fall of the swing?

She had no arms!

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Not Susie!!!
What's the difference between a spider and a grape?
*same

They both have eight legs...

Except for the grape!
Zybodia (355 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSH!
IshmaelGuantanamoIV (100 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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What do you call Stalin with no eyes?!?

A medical anomaly unfit to rule a communist empire.
Putin33 (111 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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What do you call a racist in a suit?

Officer.
Sandman99 (95 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party."

So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy then goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please."

He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.
CommanderByron (801 D(S))
02 Apr 16 UTC
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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.


Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz walk into a bar. Only one seat is available. Trump insists that if he were to sit there more seats would be available because he'd kick a ton of people out, Ted Cruz insists that with him in the seat he'd expand the bar into the adjacent gas company offices. Both argue for several minutes before the other patrons select John Kasich to sit in the chair....

CommanderByron (801 D(S))
02 Apr 16 UTC
Whats the only thing smaller than Rubio's polling numbers?

Trumps micro-penis
CommanderByron (801 D(S))
02 Apr 16 UTC
Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders walk into a bar; Sanders orders a water and Clinton orders the most expensive cocktail on the menu. Sanders points out the price of Clinton's drink and begins to draw attention from the other Patrons. To avoid looking rich Clinton buys everyone the same cocktail. Sanders drinks his with a smile as he dumps out the water.
2ndWhiteLine (2611 D(B))
02 Apr 16 UTC
Wait, so is the joke on Hillary for buying everyone a drink or Bernie for being Jewish and having Hillary buy *him* a drink?
Halls of Mandos (1019 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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two goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?
What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!
Patburu (0 DX)
02 Apr 16 UTC
To pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted
pjmansfield99 (100 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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@Sandman - was the frosted Cheerio into boardgames?
Putin33 (111 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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A farmer counted 196 cows in his field. But when he rounded them up there were 200.
teacon7 (306 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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If Force occurs when a mass undergoes acceleration, is being a Jedi like being Roman catholic, but faster?
MoscowFleet (129 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
teacon7 (306 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
JECE (1253 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
I overhead a certain Miss April Fools (so dubbed by her apparent partner) at another table in a restaurant tonight tell this one:
'If I were funny, you would be laughing right now.'


Makes you smile, doesn't it?
reedeer1 (100 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
What do you call a fish with no tail?

A one eyed grape!

look it up if you don't get it.
biophil (773 D)
03 Apr 16 UTC
A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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Halls of Mandos (1019 D)
05 Apr 16 UTC
New Guy
Hi, I'm breaking in a new player, who I know in real life. So any other noobs who want to play...
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Fink The Scheming (200 D)
20 Mar 16 UTC
Ghost Ratings
I know it takes a lot of work to do, but I would really like to see the ghost ratings update. If you guys could make it happen I would appreciate it. Thank you.
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pjmansfield99 (100 D)
04 Apr 16 UTC
PJ Gunboat (the return)
As above, below!
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
04 Apr 16 UTC
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It's April right?
Because we're getting a foot of snow in Cambridge right now.


why.
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Thucydides (864 D(B))
05 Apr 16 UTC
Chapo Trap House
Get out of here with your weak tea liberals

https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house
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uclabb (589 D)
02 Apr 16 UTC
It's About Time For Another Laptop Thread
Looking for some advice on buying a new laptop.
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KingCyrus (511 D)
15 Mar 16 UTC
Nation Simulator- MkII
It is that time again - to see how the citizens of webDip would run a country. Let's plan on starting after the Mafia game, but we can get our ducks in a row now. We will need a volunteer(s) to help run the show. This could take some amount of knowledge and dedication, as well as an unbiased nature. Please respond if you are interested in helping or participating.
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
17 Mar 16 UTC
Help Valis make yet more poor decisions
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