ConservativeMan would be proud.

I have very strict philosophies about hook-up culture. Like, I just dont beleive in sleeping around like a manshirt. I like to take a woman out to do fun things; lazer tag, volunteering at the apple orchard, and just good normal wholesome types of dating habits.

If I had to rate her charisma score its probably around a 16 to a 17. I usually factor in willingness to do nerdy things as being worth a good +1 or +2 modifier in that regard. Plus if they seem more socially awkward than I am, thats also a plus.

For example every time she needed something she would hand me things to shuffle, and ask me to hand her the rules to the game. And ask me to deal things. I felt very useful and mobilized. I like being put to work and made actionable. Like I am totally an easy person to flip the light switch with.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up supply center my name is brainbomb but u can call me bb!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 34 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 go lazer tag and volunteering at the apple orchard w/ my wholesome girlfriend its our dating habits!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF bRAINbOMB

Also this post, this thread was my 5000th post on webdip. But this is a true story, I really did meet a gal. Shes pretty cool. Now I gotta make sure shes not married or something, since they always are married.

As we once said deep in the ghetto of CT..... have those.

Ah, its nice to see an old Conservative Man style thread. Nice work, bb

I talked to her as we were leaving and I said, what do you do: she said shes a scientist for the government soil testing or something.

I said thats cool.

And she said not really.

I would say it went pretty good for how things usually go when I try to talk to pretty ladies.

Well, they're always married until their not. I once went into a surf shop and saw this really hot brunette and thought to myself "man, how do I end up with someone like that?" Turns out, she was the blind date my friends were setting me up with and we're married now. You only need to hit it out of the park once, frankly. Good luck, stay confident, don't take any shit, and have fun!

oh wow!

"hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up supply center my name is brainbomb but u can call me bb!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 34 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 go lazer tag and volunteering at the apple orchard w/ my wholesome girlfriend its our dating habits!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF bRAINbOMB"

This might be the weirdest thing I've ever seen an active mod post...

He's a pisces.

Hmmmm. Met her once, didn't ask her out, talking about her on a message board. You're getting close to stalker zone there... Either nut up and ask her out or quit talking about her.

And who puts themselves in the friend zone? Pursuing someone romantically doesn't require promiscuity.

Nut up?

Nut up = be brave, take a risk.
Not sure if the etymology is from having balls (nuts), or from risking your nut (fortune).

It sounded like you were encouraging me to ejaculate while talking to people.

And never, ever, tell her you referred to her as "moderately" attractive.

Never mind, I'm obviously wasting my time with the advice.

We were playing a game and one of the characters had a mole on their face. and I said, never trust someone with a mole on their face. and she has one.

Get out while you can.
You do boardgames, she do boardgames.
Its a good start, instrad of smoking after sex you can talk about boardgames.
Gifts are a given.
She will belive you when you eanna go to a con, even more she wanna come with you....she will be there...do you realy want that?
One day you forget to cloose down your browser, she sees this place, she looks upp all your forum posts, she getts leverage.
She starts to play here.
One day you have to choose.
Support her to Stp or never get laid again.

Well I told her I love games like bang! and mafia. then we played bang! and I won. We also played some deduction games and in general I actually think shes very cool. I dont get out much or go anywhere as I hardly know anyone in this city. So shes kind of cool enough Id make a post about her. Maybe thats weird I guess.

"This might be the weirdest thing I've ever seen an active mod post..."

Valis might be the weirdest mod ever.

So how exactly do you envision the next step, or is the plan to simply play boardgames and pick apples for eternity.

If you want her, I'd say either just do it or figure out roughly how you're gonna do it.

I read that as "either just do it or figure out how roughly you're gonna do it"

Sort of works as well, my point being that there's a chance you'll just be drooling from your safe friend zone if you don't know how far you want to go.

Well since our ages are 32 and 34 we dont quite have to deal with the hurry up nonsense. I have a feeling that being calm and normal about things is a much better idea than getting whirred up into some nonsense.

My biggest dislike of dating is that its calamity. There is nothing useful about it, whatsoever. You might as well wear a mask.

At least at my age, I have already been through many things. She said to me she has been through her crazy phase. We shall see. I look forward to finding out.

Finding out more about her is a fine next step too.

So wait, you're not asking for advice, you just felt like we should know?