As a lot of you know, I am from the great state of Louisiana. We're a good old group of gun-totin' Jesus-lovin' patriots that love our country and love our Constitution. When them storms hit a few years back we were reluctant to accept government aid; we just fought tooth and nail like a pack of wild tigers to get our way out from under the terrible destruction of the hurricanes. So when The Government sent us a bunch of free trailers with taxpayer money we were more than a little bit wary of what was goin' on.

Little did we know. There were toxins in the trailers! Ya see, there are only two possible conclusions: it was an accident, or it was on purpose. And what kinda idiot puts toxins in a buncha trailers by accident? All you liberal elites who arrogantly think you're smarter than me can tell me how well yer little EEE-PEE-AAAY is helpin' out now.

More'n likely, though, you'll see that it was on purpose. Why else do you think Obamer mockingly said we "cling to our guns and our religion"? Remember what I said: gun-totin' Jesus-lovin' patriots who love the Constitution! Of course that no-good socialist fascist Commie Nazi would want to get rid of us so he could impose his radical Sharia law on the country!

Now I'm not saying it DID happen like that, only that it COULD have. I'll let you decide.