hahahah
a love-hate relationship...

Wow. Grow up.

@ Kat... : Your comment is not politically correct. You have made me feel bad about myself. Shame on you.

Uh-oh Mapleleaf, have you forgotten that some people like to suck balls? So therefore using that phrase as an insult is wrong and offensive. You are NOT allowed to dislike things that others like, such as ball-sucking. You will be hearing from my ball-sucking lawyer, who also enjoys balls, obviously.

Aw, that's a bit off, knocking Draug like that...

And I'd join you, maple, but really, what good would that do either of us?

You'd only run out of witty one-line insults quickly--actually, I'd say you're there already--and I've only got 137 , not 200.

Good luck with that, though...oh..oh dear, people are going to expect me to end with a Shakespeare quote, so you can mock that and start trolling...no, I've already used"The rest is silence" too many times, can't use that...how about...

"I'm here to kick ass, kill the king, and have a Choco-Danish...AND WE'RE ALL OUTTA DANISHES, CLAUDIUS OLD BOY!"

(That's from the uncut original version, "Hamlet: Live Free, Die Hard, Or Talk Forever!"

200 is a bit steep maple. I need all my diplo$'s for self-esteem purposes.

@obi - pretty sure maple can go the distance insult-wise ;)

But all he's gone on so far with me is the Shakespeare/intellectual kick (which is odd since I never claimed to be an intellectual, but whatever) and that same poorly-constructed misnomer of an insulting nickname for Draugnar, Fag-nar, I mean, where's the originality THERE, I ask...

He hasn't got anything new in the tank, it's just the same lines over and over again (hell hath no fury like a troller who's trolling ability's been insulted?) :p

Dear God, Maple.

If you want to take on Draugnar, you gotta bring something better than this. You remind me of a 4 year old kid.

I hope this game never starts. In fact, I'd be severely disappointed if even one person joins.

fiedler + 1000

@ obi - YOU'VE never claimed to be an intellectual?!!!!! That's fucking rich, my friend.

This Time On Philosophy Weekly : The Meaning Of Clouds.

I saw a cloud shaped like Nietzsche playing ping pong with Shakespeare( YES yes, I did ) and, forgive me, I've just written a ninety thousand word essay on the necessity ( YES YES, a thousand times YES. NECESSITY!!!!) of the three witches in Macbeth as a prescient allegory for the Yalta Conference and, I have to admit, I"M NOT TIRED :p But I am a little distracted. Anyway, the janitor at the University of Vainglorious Smarmy Jews can't seem to grasp WHY I wrote it for him. Education is my MISSION dammit!!! :)

I know that I started one of those sentences with a preposition, and while some still insist( YES yes they insist :p ) that this is verboten, I BEG TO DIFFER. That is an OLD rule. When an artiste ( comme moi ) begins a sentence with a preposition, it lends EMPHASIS to that sentence. Bit I digress ( Mea Culpa ).

So, to paraphrase the immortal words of Polonius, shall I give every man my ear but few my voice? NEVER :p I am a PRINCE ( YES YES, a prince ) I am not an attendant Lord. Which philosophers and playwrights have YOU seen in clouds, in gasoline rainbows, in your feces, in the hair of the girl sitting in front of you on the bus, this week? What were they doing? How did they MOVE you? ( YES YES I want to feel the stirring of your ESSENCE dammit :p ) Provide us all with ONE example ( I'll give you fifteen examples and thirty seven honourable mentions, but YOU only get one ).

...and remember.., " There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." ... but NOT in mine ;)

"Dear God, Maple.

If you want to take on Draugnar, you gotta bring something better than this. You remind me of a 4 year old kid."

You know some VERY foul mouthed children, basvanopheusden.

maple +∞ - funniest thing ever posted on the net.