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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Top 10 Favorite TV Episodes EVER
Any show.
Any year.
Any order.
If you could take just 10 TV episodes with you to a deserted island, which would they be (and no movies, TV or otherwise!) ;)
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trip (696 D(B))
20 Feb 11 UTC
Draugnar: "words *are* my big stick"
Truer words were never written. Discuss...or not
aoe3rules (949 D)
20 Feb 11 UTC
Soft words make soft sticks.
The Czech (39951 D(S))
21 Feb 11 UTC
Soft wood makes soft sticks.
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Loud words make hard wood, then.

Also, Czech, want to play a live game today? We missed you in the advertisement thread.
TBroadley (178 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
That is incorrect. Correlation does not imply causation.
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Only if you're not being metaphorical.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Really? K, every jump on me or whatever. Not really giving a fuck.
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
Can I jump on you too Draugnar?
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
As I said, not really giving a fuck... So why not. :-)
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
*Jumps on top of Draugnar*
NOW I AM KING OF THE WORLD!
The Czech (39951 D(S))
21 Feb 11 UTC
@Draugnar--None of my jest today was directed at you per se. I was just making light hearted banter. Others, it seems, have an ax to grind.
djbent (2572 D(S))
21 Feb 11 UTC
don't you know Draugnar, he's always trying to get his bones jumped.
mapleleaf (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Fag-Naur's penis is his tiny stick.
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*jumps on top of Iceray*

I AM KING OF THE MULTIACCOUNTERS, FOR I STAND ABOVE THEM!

*is hiding his secret ownership of Kestas' account*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
@The Czech - no harm doen anyhow. If I had been offended, I would have jumped back, and a lot worse than "attitude sucks donkey dicks". Trust me. I wasn't upset at all.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
jumps on top of aoe3rules.

I AM KING OF ALL WEBDIPLOMACY: METAS, MULTIS, AND CHEATS OF ALL SORTS!!!!!!!!!
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
*throws everyone off me*
I will murder you all!
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
After his murderous rampage, iceray ends up under the jail - six feet under to be precise and they used a rusty needle from a monkey with aids to inject him.
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
I was the executioner.


Draugnar was the monkey.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*flings poo at aoe3rules and hits him right in his open mouth*
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*is invulnerable to flung poo because spacetime curved because Draugnar said it does*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Ah, but monkey poo is immune to the curvature and has open orifice seeking capabilities. Because I say it does.
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*sticks self with magic, clean, poo-immunity needle*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*loads liquid poo (aka diarrhea) into needle before aoe3rules sticks himself*
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*goes back in time and blocks diarrhea from needle using Draugnar's curved spacetime*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*goes back to the beginning of the current time loop and preloads all magic surgical steel used for magic needles with poo DNA.*
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
*resurrects himself because he's a shaman*
I'm back!!
*pisses on the needle and personally stabs everyone with the aids infested/piss laden/poo covered needle*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*uses magic mirror to shine light in Iceray's eyes so Iceray stabs himself with AI/PL/PC needle*
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
I did say I stabbed everyone, myself included.
*uses cleanse poison/disease on himself*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*replaced CP/D potion with monkey piss*
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
It wasn't a potion, shamans have the innate ability to purify their bodies just by willing all the toxins out.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Will this toxin out! *fills Iceray with hot lead from a Walther P9*
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
You know none of this is valid, right? Draugnar never "went back to the beginning of the current time loop" because it's a loop - there's no beginning: he lied to all of you, so you'd stab yourselves with those needles.

*high-fives Draugnar* They all died! We won!
*jumps on top of Draugnar and steals solo win*
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
Unfortunately, there is no end.
*uses lesser healing wave on self*
Your gun is ineffective.
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
Also,
*jumps on top of aoe*
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*jumps on top of universe, outside of the space time continuum, and say "Let there be light" and there was light*
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
*jumps on top of said light and yells "Let there be darkness!" and the light faltered and faded from view, all that remained was the malicious god Iceray0."
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
That last quotation should be a star, apologies.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
we could do this all day, but I'll let you win this time. It's late and I'm growing tired.
aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
You're just upset because you were losing.


By the way, which Asimov short story was that? I remember the line but I've been meaning to look it up.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
The Last Question.

But I like it's use in the cult classic Dark Star when the bomb realizes the only thing he knows for sure is he exists and his reason for existing is to explode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9-Niv2Xh7w
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
LET me win? No, I win by my own skills.
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
I, Ranguard of Draugnar, grant you immortality and a win. Quit whining and accept it.
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
No! No free wins!
Draugnar (0 DX)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Sorry, but the free win was granted and what has been done by Ranguard of Draugnar cannot be undone.


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Geofram (130 D(B))
21 Feb 11 UTC
PC Modding, Case is Painted
Not sure who the hobbyists around here are or if any of you build/mod your own computers, but hopefully someone gets a kick out of this.
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President Eden (2750 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
*jumps on Draugnar*
"Really? K, every jump on me or whatever. Not really giving a fuck." -The Legend Himself
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The Czech (39951 D(S))
21 Feb 11 UTC
Draugnar is a good sport.
And not just at the game.
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The_Master_Warrior (10 D)
20 Feb 11 UTC
Retirement
After my current games are over, I'm thinking about giving up Diplomacy. Has anyone on here relapsed?
19 replies
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Chest Rockwell (490 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
Scrub Bounce Question
So, scrubby question, but it's about two units bouncing to protect one territory.
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aoe3rules (949 D)
21 Feb 11 UTC
How Much It's Worth EoG
inside
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abgemacht (1076 D(G))
21 Feb 11 UTC
Replacement for GFDT Needed
Is anyone interested in joining the GFDT? If so, please PM me for more info. Thanks.
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The Czech (39951 D(S))
20 Feb 11 UTC
To be berated by Draugnar post cheating accusations here!
"Because the best deterrent to crime is strong, public punishment. If everytime I verbally berate the person and keep it at the top for a time, maybe I can keep another cheating accusation from being posted".
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Vilkas (211 D)
19 Feb 11 UTC
Rank
I'm a Political Puppet here and am considering setting up a game for players with the same status. Can anyone explain what ranks exist here and what's needed for promotion?
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hellalt (70 D)
20 Feb 11 UTC
loading orders in mozilla
Orders cannot load in firefox. it says "loading orders" but they won't load.
I have disabled all add ons but it wasn't fixed.
any ideas?
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Dorada (100 D)
17 Feb 11 UTC
Oakes is cheating?
I have evidence that this player has multiple accounts (ie. accounts in sequential order etc) shouldn't he be banned if he is using them against me?
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mscott (384 D(G))
20 Feb 11 UTC
Live Game Etiquette
I'm curious to hear different takes on live game etiquette. If there are no-shows, or players miss the first phase, it seems to be that the game should be cancelled or at least a draw. However, if one player is the benefiary of said no-show, then he or she has little or no incentive to vote for a draw or cancellation, forcing all the other players to participate in a game in which he or she has a distinct starting advantage.
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radiodiplomacy (100 D)
20 Feb 11 UTC
Superquick
Join and play right now: http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=51044
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maltizok (787 D)
19 Feb 11 UTC
Question about a bounce move
...
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Deschutron (142 D)
19 Feb 11 UTC
Order save error, request for assistance
I am playing in "European Crisis-28" at http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=50159 , and I just tried saving my orders. It didn't work, and it gave me an error message. I would like help from one of the admins.
Details replied..
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aoe3rules (949 D)
20 Feb 11 UTC
The Quick and the Dead 4 EoG
Inside.
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Sargmacher (0 DX)
18 Feb 11 UTC
LIVE High Stakes Full Press Class TONIGHT?
Would anyone be interested in playing a live high stakes (maybe 150-200 D ?) classic game tonight. In roughly 2 hours time?
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spartans (0 DX)
19 Feb 11 UTC
question about diplomacy, and advertisment for games.
any questions?
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Troodonte (3379 D)
16 Feb 11 UTC
2011 Gunboats -2 is finished
gameID=48400

Babak... what the hell were you thinking?
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Sargmacher (0 DX)
18 Feb 11 UTC
EOG stab first, ask questions later
Good game guys,
thanks for finally drawing Germany!
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spartans (0 DX)
19 Feb 11 UTC
avertisment.
please play the game called total war.
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spartans (0 DX)
19 Feb 11 UTC
advertisment
any advertisment for games ?
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abgemacht (1076 D(G))
03 Feb 11 UTC
Please do NOT post cheating accusations in the forum.
Instead, email the mods at [email protected].

Also, please use the Live Games thread to advertise live games (http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=579977)
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pastoralan (100 D)
18 Feb 11 UTC
Calvinism & the Sacraments for the 4 people who care
Thucy's thread got shamelessly hijacked, and is worth talking about on its own, so I thought I'd see if we could get the discussion moved.
19 replies
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Dan Wang (1194 D)
18 Feb 11 UTC
Anonymous gunboat (no chat), 30 points, 24 hour phases
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=50841
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benjb (100 D)
19 Feb 11 UTC
Join this Game!!!!!!!!!
Come join "awesome ninja pownage", it's a 5 minute live game!
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Ges (292 D)
18 Feb 11 UTC
What's your favorite sporting event?
1. Your favorite regular (annual, quadrennial, etc.) event.

2. The favorite event you personally have attended
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AncientMemories (635 D)
19 Feb 11 UTC
Need a Quebec
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=47962

He's in a really good situation
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